Jurg

Occasional tweets about Leamington FC, non-league, ska/punk, transport, ale & cider. If some of my tweets interest you the rest will probably bore you sh*tless.

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Kidderminster: centre of an international monkey torture ring.

[Luke Powell @lukew_powell]

Two women have been jailed for monkey torture offences. A police officer who led the historic case has branded it as one of the “most disturbing”.

Read more 🗞️ https://t.co/vDJPbqHDO9

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@Luke_Seychell @PLComms The Football League was made by the fans. The Premier League was made by Rupert Murdoch and the greedy owners of the 5 bigger clubs.

[Euston Tap @eustontap]

@OxfordRdTap opening this December in Manchester. #onthepositive

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@fesshole Proof of it's needed that no one is checking these 'fesses' before they're tweeted.

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@jongaunt @georgegalloway Of that I have no doubt 😂

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Doug King pulls off the impossible and manages to unite @georgegalloway & @jongaunt. For his next trick he'll bring peace to the middle east. #PUSB

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@BergerBrakes @Coventry_City Yeah same, not a Cov fan but he's the best manager they're going to get by a mile. I was fully expecting him to leave due to getting an offer he couldn't refuse from a bigger club at some point. Baffled they've sacked him.

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Is the warning "tuna is fucking rank"?

[Jayden @neonexus845]

THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@BAMx54 Hopefully he'll do us all a favour and cut us off from Trident. That could be at least one good thing that could come from America's stupidity.

[Where’s The Bar? @Wheresthebaruk]

Available now at https://t.co/PAyOsl15XC

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Septle 1236 - 🔥 11 day streak - https://t.co/nRBchF6XOL

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#Wordle: 4/6
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[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@J3dw4rds 😬

[Christian James @bostonutdstats]

❌Anderson own goal!

A first own goal for Boston since Leamington’s Edwards in September 2023

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@TheVanaramaNL Deciding whether to suggest where to stick the National League Cup...

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

Harborough Town had never reached the #EmiratesFACup first round before today... they're now through to the second round, following a convincing 4-1 away win 🤯

Incredible scenes 💛

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Wouldn't it be more straightforward for everyone if the advertised departure times were set one minute earlier and the doors were shut bang-on that time? 🤔

[London Northwestern Railway @LNRailway]

⏰ We are working with @networkrail and @NetworkRailBHM to keep our services running on time, and get you safely to your destination

Please note the following change taking place from Sunday 10th November

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

@tigerroarcouk @jsingh22 Always rated him when he played against Brakes.

[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Fair play T Amwor T H 👏

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[Jurg @JurgLFC]

Sad to say this is still something we are behind the times with at @LeamingtonFC. So many clubs doing good things ditching the single use plastic.

[Newark and Sherwood United Football Club @TheHighwayMen_]

Saturday saw ‘Delete Cups’ do their first ever trial with us. You might wonder who they are? Well let us tell you! They’ve invented a new technology that integrates with payment systems to make reusable cup systems much slicker 🍺♻️

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