Boss: “Sometimes I just feel like such an old man.”
Me: “aww, why?” Thinking it’s something profound about getting older.
Boss: “Sometimes I just can’t hold my farts in anymore.”
Tbh the worst part about my job as a Facility Manager at a Baseball and Softball batting cage is having to watch kids and adults, who have never swung a bat before, attempt to do so in the worst ways and having to shut up about it bc they won’t listen to my advice bc I’m a girl
Got an email about setting up a job interview last night at 1015pm….i responded when i was in bed after smoking and no glasses/contacts in sight….. I started my email off with “Hi Terry!”
Her fucking name is Tracy 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I think this is going to make me sound like a boomer but why can’t we just spell words out anymore 😩 why does everything have to be condensed to like 3 letters
A new ‘HUNGER GAMES’ movie based on the upcoming book is already in the works.
The story follows the Second Quarter Quell, won by Haymitch.
In theaters on November 20, 2026.
What is with my mom trying to get me to make all of my hobbies into businesses like babe I do not want to turn the things I do to relax into WORK!!! LEAVE ME BE