Barb

Dog lover 🐶 | Damsel in distress | God’s Favorite

[Lynn @DreamgirlLynn]

Do these people know what LOAD SHEDDING means? It’s literally there, they shed load! WTF is this one talking about? We do not have a load to shed…..?

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

@DreamgirlLynn Cutie 😄

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

Add an IV of tramadol & this would be perfect 😌

[Miyanne.🌺 @__tucci__]

A little thoughtfulness from your person during that time of the month makes everything feel better..😊

[princess 👸🏽 @theamirahjay]

unserious friends with the absolute most serious jobs is 100% on brand for me & my homegirls 😂😂

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

😂😂

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

Last lock in of the year lol
May the Lord be with us

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s beautiful ❤️

[Simi @simikunleoni]

It feels really good having someone who listens to all your thoughts and worries - big or small, and validates them all. To be seen so deeply and be the subject of somebody else’s loving curiosity is one of life’s greatest gifts.

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

i can’t trust your taste buds if you don’t like watermelon it’s literally the most refreshing fruit and overall one of the best

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

@DreamgirlLynn 😂😂 she is truly our daughter this one

[Knicks in five 💙🧡 @Missy_dee811]

You need a hobby that requires using your hands: baking, knitting, rock climbing, Lego building, whatever. And you also need an activity that stimulates your mind: reading, learning a new language, Soduku, word searches, the crossword

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I think women (including myself) need to let go of the whole "I don't ask for much" narrative. Ask for it and get it!

[imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨ @ksdotlewis]

Men that like it>>>>

[Ẹniọlá. @eniiola_]

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear the time to sigh has not come.

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

May the wind be forgiving today

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @_Realtee]

I love happy women so much. The girlies that crack jokes.
Those goofy ones.
The friendly ones.
I don't know why some of you take pride in being mean and unnecessarily rude. It's razz.

[WICK @1wickedwick]

i can tell a lot about a person by what they choose to see in me

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

I’ll say it again, plastic surgeons in Kenya will not miss any opportunity to open you up just to tell you there’re not sure if you’ll recover🙄

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

I’m always nervous when she’s in surgery you’d think I’m the one going through it. Hopefully the 3rd times the charm🤞

[Barb @JustBarbs_]

@DreamgirlLynn @AbeRogato I think he actually went to a specific class that taught him how to sprinkle it in conversation every chance he gets.
Btw @AbeRogato did you turn a year older this year like we all did? 🤭