Squanchita

Professional degenerate, rug chaser, jpeg sommelier.
If a picture is worth a 1000 words then NFTs speak volumes.

[Squanchita @JustBreadFr]

Random thought. If #BoredApeYachtClub doesn't make it, literally what like it can? Nothing...right? It's an OG future-proof cultural artifact. Potentially the coolest flex of our lifetime. It's like Crypto Punks if Crypto Punks fucked and looked cool #butpunksRstillcooltho

[Jatin K Malik @jatinkrmalik]

The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

A daycare but no kids

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

if you’re in crypto, pivot to somali daycares.

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis

[dxrnelljcl @dxrnell]

“Liquidate their longs”

“Good, now liquidate their shorts”

“Good, now liquidate their longs”

“Good, now liquidate their shorts”

“Good, now liquidate their longs”

“Good, now go for their longs again”

[Tenacious @TenaciousBit]

I spent $10,000 playing a web3 game

In return I was awarded spaceship parts

The game was then sold to a different company

That company then pivoted to AI and abandoned the game

I never got to assemble the spaceship

AMA

[Mayne @Tradermayne]

Me explaining to my Dad that ETH being at the same price it was last Thanksgiving is a feature and not a bug.

It didn't go well.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

“There’s our little bitcoiner! Come on down and say hello to your cousins.”

[CRG @MacroCRG]

'liquidate all the longs.

good.

now do it again.

nicely done.

one more time.

great work.

fuck it, liquidate them again.'

[Kalan @kalancc]

Now post the Bitcoin price in euros so it looks even worse

[Iced @IcedKnife]

Liquidate everyone with 1 wick

Make them think it’s the bottom

chop for 1 month

now liquidate then again slowly

make them feel the pain this time

[Eng 🐧 @p_eng_uin]

His serotonin levels have deviated 5% above his average?

Okay, lower his net worth by 20%

[Squanchita @JustBreadFr]

@TaikiMaeda2 this is hilarious

[Taiki Maeda @TaikiMaeda2]

This is Bryan Johnson. He reduced his cortisol levels by nearly 50% and added an estimated 10 years to his life.

His trick?

He stopped buying $ETH

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

The 22 year old analyst at Thiel Macro who advised selling all Nvidia shares showing up to work tomorrow:

[Shadow @_Shadow36]

“Nuke it

Now pump it

Now nuke it

Now pump it again

Now add on 1000% tarrifs on China/Russia

Now shut down the government

Pump it again”

[Bags @0xbags]

“maybe it’s bearish that the price keeps going down”

[Mando @rektmando]

my accountant watching me flip long and short on every 1% Bitcoin move: