Jacob Taube

he/him. I protect people from Radiation for a living. I like dorky stuff like science and tabletop games.

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@mattcolville Eels all inside ya!

[Samwise7RPG @Samwise7RPG]

Haha

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@localxwizard Wok, High heat, day old rice, MSG.

A shrimp taught me, they know how to fry rice.

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@Qsy_tweets Dibs

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@localxwizard How does he keep doing it?

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

A little more than a month ago I started exploring some of the albums that @tomwaits put out that I hadn't gotten into yet.

I guess I like them.

[Kenneth Hite @kennethhite]

Nobody will remember:
- Your salary
- Your fancy title
- How ‘busy’ you were
- How stressed you were
- How many hours you worked

People will remember:
- That time you tried to blow up Parliament with a fuck ton of gunpowder
- On what date you nearly blew up Parliament

[Seth Skorkowsky @SSkorkowsky]

2 Theories:
1: HP's janky (and required) app that frequently forgets I have a scanner, or what's going on, in order to scan a doc to my computer is the result of a series of epic bong rips.
2: HP is an elaborate front by a team of scientists studying the limits of human patience.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Antarctica, the confusing continent.

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@doogmcnoog I only play with my action bars directly blocking view of my character.

The hard part is making sure the minimap stays over the enemies.

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

i miss the low-hanging fruit of early scientific inquiry. like how fun would it be for someone to just like discover oxygen tomorrow

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@capt_princess Its gotta be closer to a decade old than not, right?

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@capt_princess Thats a solid pack, silencers might actually make guns usable.

We should play sometime!

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@capt_princess Have you EVERY gotten uses out of the vanilla guns? Without mods, I feel like guns are a trap

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@capt_princess It upsets me how rare sledgehammers are. I remember spending hours travelling the map looking for one

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Freeway Through Historic Wetlands Displaces Dozens Of Rare Bog Crones https://t.co/lWmrLF3pbP

[Jacob Taube @JustChaosThings]

@moodyjudybethke I would crumble to dust if this happened in front if me, but I'd pay good money for Tom Waits to cover Oogie Boogie's song

[Seth Skorkowsky @SSkorkowsky]

Game Master Tip #597: The very best RPG handouts and character sheets you can use are made on the printer at that job you hate and treats you like crap. Nothing compares to the luxurious feel of free and petty spite.

*Try at your own risk*