Damon

A Machine In The Gym, A Chef In The Kitchen And A Whore In The Bedroom

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@xxx_paddy pick me pleeeeeeease!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@MattyWilson88 Ah I bet you cried with relief! Poor Timba needs lots of cuddles now!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

I wish @aaroncarter would notice me!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@aaroncarter happy to prove I’m real to you anytime! Dm me for my Skype or Facetime

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@aaroncarter Let them swim away!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@aaroncarter Oh Aaron! Save it for my DM’s 😂

[Damon @JustDamonic]

#FirstDates #Merlin would honestly make me so relaxed waiting for a date, seems like such a nice guy!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@mrjackderges Yeah you need to wear some underwear, you’re bouncing down there! 🙈

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@brandonpmyers It’s all that gay porn you’ve been doing!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@KeeganHirst you are melting my heart on #FirstDates ❤️

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@Mr_Masey @higeorgeshelley Great suggestion!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@thecampaignbook Shia, you truly inspire me, you’re one of the greatest minds of our generation and should be applauded for all that you do!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@ScottGShore @justtattooofus @MTVUK Look at that lash lift on you lad!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@DougiePoynter It doesn’t look any bigger than the Mauritania. (Women are such size queens sometimes)

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@LadyNadiaEssex I guess you’re right, all families would rather have a dead hero rather than one alive and safe to provide for them

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@LadyNadiaEssex Some real men think it’s way more important to do things like not put themselves in dangerous situations cause they have families at home who would love them to be alive and well at the end of the day! Tackling someone doesn’t make you brave, keeping yourself safe is brave!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@jiffywild I believe the correct collective term is a posse!

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@StephenAmell if I call you trash and overreact at a joke you make can we chat on Facebook live? Thanks you complete trash can! 😜

[Damon @JustDamonic]

Life tips by Damon: don’t ever take a lift to the next floor when you’re busting to pee, you will get stuck 🙄

[Damon @JustDamonic]

@LionsgateUK #whatdoyousee well I see a couple of spelling mistakes, apart from that though the film looks decent!