Dean Swanson

[Dean Swanson @JustDean1992]

Does Elf on the Shelf vape Elf bars? The dirty bastard keeps leaving them in my car. #elfontheshelf #MerryChristmas #ElfAndSeek #elfbar

[Dean Swanson @JustDean1992]

At the end of holiday season there should be an underground Santa Claus fight club between all the mall Santas. #MerryChristmas

[Larian Studios @larianstudios]

We've been getting loads of questions about who we've cast in the critical role of Minsc...

... and we took that literally. 😏
Please welcome VO and DM extraordinaire @matthewmercer as the voice of Minsc in Baldur's Gate 3!

[Dean Swanson @JustDean1992]

@bbnomula best artist hands down! Every song rocks!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy.

If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too.

But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Run, don’t walk to the nearest arbys and abort your hunger while you still can.

Enjoy arbys

[fWhip : Bryce @Failwhip]

Such a sad day to be an American.. This is a massive step backwards as a society. Taking away human rights is NOT okay. The news hurts to read today..

[xBCrafted @xBCrafted]

Quick question:

Is this 2022, or 1922?

Asking for a friend.

[Jess Mitter, DO @jessmitter]

Just want everyone to know in my life that I live in New York now and would love visitors, especially from the following states: AL, AZ, AR, GA, ID, IA, KY, LA, MI, MS, MO, ND, OH, OK, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, WV, WI, & WY.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We should hear from Senators Murkowski, Collins, and Manchin if they believe there should be any consequences at all for misleading members of the US Senate in order to secure a lifetime appointment to the highest court in the land.

Otherwise Roe’s undoing is their legacy too.

[Hypno @hypnotizd_]

Big step backwards for America today.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

Christian nationalism is cringe

[Dean Swanson @JustDean1992]

https://t.co/QfQCZyaRFp
She says this better than i could. Fuck what mythology you subscribe to. Don't fucking use it to force you're shitty opinions/ pass laws, based on your fucking fairy tale book. In said book, Numbers 15:11-31 anyone Christian should read what it says.

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

This. All of this. Every word.
#RoeVsWade

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

This. All of this. Every word.
#RoeVsWade

[wint @dril]

waiting patiently for the release of Call of duty: Hard Brexit and Sasquatch Creed 2. Gaming fiercely until then.

[Em @Em_thebaker]

My hot take is most churches discourage therapy because therapy teaches you real coping skills, informed trauma care, teaches about gas lighting and emotional manipulation. e.g. Frees you from emotional dependency and reveals abuse tactics.

[Dean Swanson @JustDean1992]

I just stepped out for a smoke on my front porch and i fuckin CRUNCHED A GOD DAMN MASSIVE SNAIL. I'm shooketh. I can't go back to bed. I murdered this happy Lil slugger, probs bigger than my cock and i just can't stop thinking about that crunch. Almost threw up immediately.

[Dean Swanson @JustDean1992]

Can't wait for a heart attack by 35. Gonna be LIT 🔥