Justin Bourguignon

Copywriter. Aspiring comedian. Guy. Frequently funny, never from concentrate.

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@TheGeekyCast The reason it looks like this is because the *actual comic book cover* is an equally smoggy, gray skyline. Saying it's a Thunderbolts connection is just wild speculation.

https://t.co/CJoGF338hq

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@regularhuman01 @cvxfreak You guys are high

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@paynushurts

[Doug Kayne @TheDougKayne]

This seems somewhat appropriate, given the news today…

#tariffs #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsWorstPresidentEver #tariff

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@notmmmoonism @fleMitchfilm

[Rep. Pat Ryan @RepPatRyanNY]

George Santos has blatantly lied about his entire life and record; there is ZERO basis for entrusting him with access to highly classified information.

That’s why I’m demanding @SpeakerMcCarthy safeguard our national security and block Santos’ access until he is properly vetted.

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

Is this like a stealth internment camp for Disney adults, or...

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Disney has announced ‘STORYLIVING’, their own residential neighborhoods that will allow fans to “look for new ways to make Disney a bigger part of their lives.”

[Reggie Fils-Aimé @Reggie]

#ThankYouSakurai

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@Davey_Cakes_T @G4TV @Completionist Yeah this is pretty much me. Or at least a hard mode to unlock

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

I love mr bean

[Variety @Variety]

The suit says that “Disney intentionally induced Marvel’s breach of the agreement, without justification, in order to prevent Ms. Johansson from realizing the full benefit of her bargain with Marvel.” https://t.co/21cZqafF1z

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@MoneyTone21 @EVQS76dRYgDbTzQ @Wario64 Sad

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

@HanaCarpenter V disappointed nobody has shared my asshole or pressed me on it. It's a strong one!

Wait, I meant to type opinion. That's not what I meant, the metaphor is confusing, how do I delete tweets Jack

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

Excited to see @Google Executive VP Cassandra Johnson highlight #GrowWithGoogle’s Black Women Lead initiative at this year’s @Essence Festival of Culture on July 3rd! Grab a (virtual) seat → https://t.co/mhoGimryAM #EssenceFest

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

I'm filing a motion to rebrand the entire #soulslike genre (video games like #DarkSouls, #Remnant, #Sekiro, etc.). Instead of "action-adventure", they shall hence be called "caution-adventure".

If anyone uses that, you need to pay me hopefully

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

We cannot throw our democracy off a cliff in order to preserve a Senate rule that isn't even a part of the Constitution.

[Justin Bourguignon @JustInEdible]

Homeboy really tryna discuss the economy while looking like he just drunk dialed the Power Rangers 😭

[Natalie Johnson @nataliejohnsonn]

“You’re upside down, Tom.”

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

No one should be profiteering off of our criminal justice system. That’s why today, I ordered the Department of Justice to end the use of private prisons by the federal government.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

We should all be proud that @PresElectBiden has nominated a cabinet that looks like America—the first ever that is evenly divided by gender and the first where the majority are people of color.