apple's bee hype man

hopped up on mtn dew

[Mountain Dew® @MountainDew]

RIP Thomas Edison you would have loved Mountain Dew Voltage

[apple's bee hype man @JustKevinin]

NASA needs to tell Voyager 1 and 2 to get back here ASAP and add Halo to the Golden Records

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This patriot fell victim to the new marketing. Got the diet dew because I will be drinking my last can of halo infinite mtn dew game fuel (non-diet) tonight before it’s too late. Apparently modern aluminum cans don’t last forever with soda and eventually leak.

[apple's bee hype man @JustKevinin]

Just opened up my last pack of Halo Infinite Mountain Dew Game Fuel. It’s gonna be a cold day in hell when the sacred fountain runs dry. New mountain dew flavor review coming soon.

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@yosupjt McRib and tear until it is done

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I’d do some weird stuff for a bowl of soup right now (I really like soup)

[apple's bee hype man @JustKevinin]

*on a picnic date*
her: this is so beautiful, what food did you bring for us?
me:

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gotta love the taste of communist tears

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the original white boy summer

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@McDonalds do a Big Time Rush meal next

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fuckin' mood

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New year, new time zone
Fuck CST, Mountain Time gang

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

good morning

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Important poll

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I hope he is doing alright

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do yourself a favor and get the 2 for $20 special from applebee's