Michaella

You’re cool in my book unless you’re that heartless son of a bitch Rob.

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@jasonselvig I thought he was holding a chicken

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Not my husband asking me if I pronounce cracker with a hard r… @hasanthehun

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Damn. Target Starbucks be wildin.

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My husband said that if for some reason we weren’t married and he were to remarry to somebody else, that he wouldn’t have another wedding instead he would photoshop his new wife into our old wedding photos….
This betrayal.
I will use this against him in a future argument.

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Miami is a different breed

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@h3h3productions @trishapaytas Miami airport knows what’s up, but with peace & love need to enforce masking up.

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Car dang it. CAR. I can’t login because of two factor authentication. You can’t make this sort of stuff up. HELP.

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@OfferUpSupport please. Help. Me. Somebody is using my email for their account but their own phone number. I changed the password, but not before they posted a Honda for $600. Now every 30 seconds I’m getting emails asking if the cat is still available. HELP.

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Why do little kids always stare at strangers like they’re ready to fight

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@braino_drano @calebsaysthings It truly is 🙃

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I should have known that when the idiot wearing a lace face mask tried to argue with me at Target today, she was indeed... ✨stupid✨

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@houseandhens I couldn’t say Parmesan so whenever we had pasta I asked for some ‘shaky cheese’ and now my godmother has her kids saying it even though I’m 25 and outgrew it haha!

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Leander ISD: How did the racist students kicked off of the CPHS Dance team and MS football team - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/aGemSwUKW4 via @Change

My swimmers are deeply disturbed by what their school peers have done and how they have yet to be reprimanded.

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@chipnanimus 48+20=68+7=75

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Does anybody else remember @MTV coming to their school to film Made?? What happened to those kids?? Was it truly an impact on their lives??

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Sometimes I like to talk to my phone and just repeatedly say “f tr*mp” or other ‘insults’ to the government cause I know they be listening and I want to remind them that my view has not changed. 😤

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@sunflower_ella4 Nobody, no matter how much you dislike somebody, would prevent a son from seeing his dead moms ashes.... unless they are G.U.I.L.T.Y

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Gosh dangit... I went and got obsessed with Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix and now I'm a self proclaimed homicide detective.

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@devintomx @Kristian_Cloud @domdaviss @AliciaCosmetix had to come back here to say.... THIS ISH IS MAGIC. The rose facial oil is doing WONDERS for my skin. I’m a swim coach so I spend hours a day near chlorine which really dries you out, but this stuff has me HYDRATED.

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@veganwilliam @kendram_23 I’m also super allergic so it’s perfect for me!

Put me out of my misery.