Jimmy

I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator.

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

Someday as a bit I will bench 420 pounds.

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@willmenaker He seems pretty messed up

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@ruby_blond_ @espn The national anthem

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@halfundergaming @NikkiMcR @jamestalarico You should have tagged grok to make your porn

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@RoguePOTUSStaff @TheDemocrats "When they go low, we go get our thesaurus." - you

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

It's more of a grassy knoll

[Terry @terry_qcbf]

A hill you’re willing to d!e on:

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@jakebrodes Getting pumped full of steroids to get really good at butterfly

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@SamMonsonNFL I think it's funny how people act like this about a new stat, but baseball has tracked errors forever. And errors basically touch all the other stats like hits, RBIs, and ERA.

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

You could almost buy 1 Chanel jacket if you didn't eat $28 lunch every day for a year

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@RahmEmanuel Go away

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

Make more bread. That's not enough bread.

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@tdotterrific_ The fact they could be 500 tonight has me pretty excited

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@ettingermentum Houthis took all their boats

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

Quitting my job, buying this, and retiring in 5 years

[Yonan @yonann]

Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year

"You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing"

"Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code school, then go make 150K a year coding, every move should be a step toward where you want to be in 10 years"

[Bailey Curtis @baileyycurtis]

A Bella Ciao remix and The Fate of Ophelia blasting from the Avs locker room following a 5-1 win over the LA Kings. 🙂‍↕️

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@Willofd55 @facetedcarapace Kids don't care if their parents lose their jobs or homes?

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@Nate_Tice professioal

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

The women who have come forward are carrying years of pain. Speaking about that takes real courage.

Ana Murguia, Debra Rojas and Dolores Huerta are speaking with clarity and strength.

I stand with them and condemn all instances of sexual assault.

The United Farm Workers was built by a movement of people — especially women — and its legacy is bigger than one individual.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

Republicans believe rapists should have more rights than women …

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@Nate_Tice He'll never have a first name again

[Jimmy @JustNotTheSam]

@KaiMike4 @OrangeFreddyG "democrats don’t like him because they aren’t on the left."

Are you illiterate?