Just One Strawman

You could look around to try and better yourself, or you could blame random people on the Internet for problems.

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The government and its institutions spend more time nagging everyone to death than it does doing things like the job they agreed to do, like saving lives or learning how to fucking budget.

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@redsteeze Sharp As A Tack: With Forward By Corn Pop.

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@OVTweetmarck They're everywhere! They could be waiting, hiding in the sand at the beaches, ready to strike.

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@alexthechick California's trying to make this into a birthday gift for me? I don't want it, ew.

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@guypbenson The counters needed a break. Union rules.

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@MiddleAgedBaby2 @PolitiBunny Yes We KKKan!

Neat. It's like if the Mortal Kombat guys had a stutter.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Move Trump to the bunker.

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@TheAmishDude This is just like undercover cop operations!!!

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@Keir_Starmer You're one to talk about exploiting and pandering, *politician.*

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@JoelWBerry It's just another word for THEM!!!

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It's a good thing is National Gaslighting Awareness Day so we can deny things.

"Biden is sharp as a tack."
"Trump does not have an ego."
"We are not shoving this down your throat."

[Former HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

My brother in Christ…

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@redsteeze How dare you. No one would ever do something so sneaky and underhanded, not while all our very professional experts and media are watching every moment and totally being great monitors! Just trust in bro.

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@redsteeze This is about Saving Our Democracy, Stephen. We're saving it from the evil fascists who wanna install a dictatorship!!!
Save me, Hamas Terrorist.

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@EWErickson Has he blamed Israel for being fired yet? I hear that might earn him points.

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@jay_kobbe Excellent, now they can call Republicans bigots again. How unifying. Healing, even.

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@redsteeze Waiting for the 'journalists' to 'rise up' and demand the fucking mic.

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@SooperMexican Democracy dies when Peter Parker can't take pictures of Spider-Man.

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@ingelramdecoucy SCOOP: A source told me that Scott Pelley said you're all meanieheads.

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@aelfred_D They're also career politicians in that sense.
... I mean, look at the politics/media pipeline.

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@PolitlcsUK Yeah, we know that 'rage' is saved for 'racism.'

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@MartiniShark Maybe those glasses were made with some licorice and he's a tad hungry?