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dont touch me im sterile

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69 days after 4/20 again haha

[hi @Chainbody]

my remijx of smooth criminal by michal jackson (PLEAASE IGNORE MOM IN BACKGROUND SHES ANNOYING!!)

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Thank you for all the mom pics today. Thank you. Seriously.

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Gimme that ass. Deadass.

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@__Quail__ @kaelafarrell Nah I got Moe from the simpsons

[Tommy Tracy @tbonee_42]

Why does my dentist think I can hold a conversation while they got me looking like this?

[dev lemons @dev_lemons]

wow u think sex is cool? name 3 of their albums

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@dertyberty Solid tweet Bert

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@dertyberty They probably liked you because you looked like an animated animal from a movie about the ice age...

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The town is cutting down this big tree in front of my neighbors house and it’s getting me very upset

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Me: Hey what’s going on?

Chronic masturbator: Nuttin much

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@noellecerini They remind me of Falkor

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

PLEASE SHARE: i am a 23 yr old struggling writer in los angeles. RT this so a big time hollywood producer can see my work. i’m full of amazing ideas, just need to get the word out! thank u!

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Xans are not cool.

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So I did some modeling when I was a baby and I never really thought twice about it... I saw a few pictures here and there and thought it was pretty cool but my mom just found some magazines that I’m in and... well the articles are interesting to say the least...

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@Rory__Spillane It's just sad :(

[Father of the year nominee @_llegopapa]

Only in NY you can say "mad sad" and there isn't any confusion as to how you feeling

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Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year 🙈😤☠️ #scary