Yesenia Avenier Vasquez

Disgruntled retail worker. The customer is not always right. (RP Acct)

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

I am once again relieved that something serious is not my goal rn

[chance @chanceposts]

just remembered you have to open up to be loved

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@HaleRavi @MeankaStuart LOL this is social media. You just described the entire underlying premise behind every interaction here.

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@kalnotsuperman That would be correct!

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@kalnotsuperman Counter counterargument: assuming you don’t is just a self-fulfilling prophecy

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@MeankaStuart You should have it!

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@AmaliaAven37864 You are literally around attractive single people every time you go to work! Ditch the apps!

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

if you can relate to this, raise your standards omg

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@MeankaStuart idk but I don’t trust anyone who does

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@ELamarliere Well, that membership definitely agrees with you. Why cancel now?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you fake laughed twice and they still talking

[Jenni @hashjenni]

planning dates instead of asking me where to go

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@AmaliaAven37864 @EllosMeAdorian @FaveFavian No, I am in deep denial about that. Everything is gonna be exactly the same, actually.

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@RiseofTroi @TallulahBurning Hmm how to describe it: tangy, sweet, and smoky. Next time I see you, I’ll bring you some!

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

the dating scene’s rough out there, guys

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

In Peru, police have detained a man who was carrying around an 800-year-old mummy in a travel bag. When questioned by authorities, the man claimed her name was “Juanita” and she was his girlfriend.

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@AmaliaAven37864 Thank you for your service 🫡

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

@MingBlingBaby …we’re gonna need to go out for drinks soon so you can tell me this story.

[Yesenia Avenier Vasquez @JustSayYesi]

It’d be miserable, but who in their right mind is not taking that deal??