Teddy!

If it’s funny, I’ll laugh

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

But why post it though?

[Yay Toon Day @yay_tunes]

This is exactly why some videos should stay in the camera roll. 😩. TikTok audience said she doesn’t like him ..

Context is expensive online.

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

@Odogwubillions How? Police will just kill innocent person and plant a gun on him. This is not the way to go abeg. Due process is part of he law for a reason

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

@CakeMaestro042 Someone from Magdala is a Magdalene. So it is Mary of Magdala or Mary the Magdalene

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

@AGodRizzy Real fucking bastard.

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

So we gonna pretend Gods Of Egypt was not made?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

If someone made a movie set in Africa and based on ancient African folklore, and then populated the cast with white people and other random races and ethnicities that have nothing to do with Africa, everyone would say that the casting is ridiculous and distracting at best (and I would agree). Yet the same thing is done in the reverse to a foundational text of western civilization and even conservatives line up to defend it. It’s pathetic, honestly.

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

🤣

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

@Providusunity please. I beg you. I need money. I need my money o! You app does not work, I can't do anything and you people have deliberately decided to not answer you customer care calls. Fix up and give me my damn money!!!

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

It’s the problem with child actors. They grow quickly. Aang isn’t Aang anymore… He’s become too old for the role. #Avatar

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

He literally said just give me space and you’re still asking what should you do? 😂

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

Why do I even bother subscribing for Netflix? I never watch the damn thing. Feels like a waste of money but I can’t stop. Fuck shit!

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

Gosh! This show pisses me off so much! Why can’t grown ups just have a proper conversation rather than talk over each other all the time?

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

E no even possible. Dem go refund me my money and the delivery fee. E no possible

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

My neighbour bought an item worth ₦100,000, but at the point of delivery, the seller told him the price had increased to ₦120,000.

He had already spent ₦25,000 on waybill charges.

When the item arrived at the transport company's park, the seller called and informed him that the price had gone up. He then instructed the delivery company not to release the item until the buyer paid the extra money.

The man has been at the transport company's office since morning trying to sort out the issue.

Now he has only two options: pay the extra ₦20,000 and collect the item, or have it returned and get his ₦100,000 refunded.

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

All the African countries should unite and boycott the World Cup but Africa is the least united continent in the world so no one would even bother.

Nigerian is no longer that awesome county but this is the kind of thing Nigeria in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s would have done.

[Dale Johnson @DaleJohnsonBBC]

Statement:

"FIFA can confirm that match official Omar Abdulkadir Artan will be unable to train and officiate at the FIFA World Cup 2026 after he was denied entry into the United States. 1/3

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

Is this a campaign for the vice presidential ticket?

[Dele Momodu Ovation @DeleMomodu]

TIME FOR NATIONAL RECONCILIATION, RE-ORIENTATION & RECONSTRUCTION

The 2027 Presidential election is expected to be a major fight between PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU and his biggest challenger, ALHAJI ATIKU ABUBAKAR. It promises to be the battle of the Tians. A third force, hopefully, may show up, like it did in 2023, but not with enough fire power and tenacity to upstage, and obliterate, the two elder statesmen.
This is why it has become pertinent, and urgent, for our dear party ADC to change the traditional way of playing politics by becoming a link between the old and modern, conservative and cosmopolitan tendencies, veteran politicians and technocrats in government. There's no better combination than this duo, assuring of a colorful blend. The North and the South will reunite in a game of ethnic & religious rivalries.
The present combustive tensions, and absolute chaos, cannot be allowed to continue. It will consume all of us.
The time has come to retrace our steps and return to the days of robust ideas, ideologies and inspirational figures. Our founding fathers such as Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe, The Sardauna Sir Ahmadu Bello, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, and others, tried their best, even if they were not perfect. Today, we've completely derailed from the legacies they bequeathed to us. The politics of gansterism has become unbearably malignant in our nation. This is the type of strong bridge we need between the North and the South.
We must act before it is too late...
AARE DELE MOMODU

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

Aaah! That Providus on this list!!! Don’t know what the heck is happening to them these days. Been really horrible!

[Demotivational Speaker @OdunEweniyi]

i’m starting a list.

french embassy
mtn
providus
(nigeria)

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

What is one thing Tinubu can claim that is going well for the masses in this his administration? One single thing!

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

JUST IN: Cooking gas price to hit N1,500 per kg as depot stocks dry up

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

I don’t understand Airtel @AirtelNigeria o. Like your network will just be shit for 48 hours and you’d make no effort to fix it. Is it not this same network you people are using in your office? How are you guys functioning?

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

I think my house is killing me!

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

I understand how being desperate can sometimes make us forget things. But this is 2026. Your phone can literally scan that receipt and translate it to English. No way I’m signing anything I don’t understand in this life.

[ARÁKÙNRIN ÌYÈLỌLÁ 👷🏡 @IyelolaIge]

I bought sand from Chinese men and signed a receipt written in Chinese.

I was running a construction project and needed sharp sand urgently.

Went to the dredging site. Sand being pumped straight from the river in large quantities.

I asked who owned the operation.

Chinese men bought the land. The river included.

Our river. Our sand. Their business.

I asked for the price. We agreed. Then they handed me a receipt.

Written entirely in Chinese.

I said I cannot sign what I cannot read.

They said drop the sand and collect your refund.

I needed that sand badly.

I signed.

They released the sand.

I sat in my car thinking about this country.

[Teddy! @JustTehdee]

Gosh! I’m sorry but I hate poor people who feel very entitled! Why are you poor but feeing so very entitled????