Just Me

I am blessed..
Great family, good friends, a job I enjoy.
Dont have all I want, but I have all I need.
Life is good :)

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

I only have one leg in my panties and I'm covered in powdered donut residue. I'd say it's been a productive day.

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

I spent a glorious day trying to coerce my 5 yr old to pee in a cup. It cost me a Barbie doll, my afternoon, and most of my sanity.

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

Sometimes I wonder how many of the FBI's most wanted criminals could be found by checking their current location on Facebook.

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

Don't use that tone with me. I don't take orders from anyone unless I'm naked - I mean, unless I want to.

[Just Me @JustWalkingDogs]

@skw21 Stunningly angelical ... and absolutely AWESOME eyes :)

[Just Me @JustWalkingDogs]

Best frnd @ party ;He makes this awesome beef dish
Me: smile
Best frnd: course he only makes it when Mandi (his wife) ask
Me: Wtf

[JFlo @MamaFlores]

I've tried and tried to let this go, but we really need to talk.

I promise this comes from love:

Would HAVE
Should HAVE
Could HAVE

[Tammy North @tammynorth239]

Oh hell. Freezing rain now & I have to go to work in an hour. 😨

[Professional Word Gardener @heatherjs]

Laughter in the morning, but laughter from my children is one of the most treasured things!

[Angela @darksideang]

Officer in my defense, when I told her how many kids I'd birthed she wasn't at all surprised. I was wearing spandex and a ponytail!

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday because the emphasis is on food, family, and happiness, not money, gifts, or expectations.

[Anja Lindtner @AnjaLindtner]

Good day to you all, twitter lovelies - enjoying my stay in Trondheim - wishing you all equally magic moments to savor :)

[Just Me @JustWalkingDogs]

@skw21 @daragolightly29 Happy Belated Birthday :)

[Just Me @JustWalkingDogs]

For my son a current Marine and my daughter a former Marine :-)

[Anja Lindtner @AnjaLindtner]

Attitudes will shine through no matter how smart you think you are

[Anja Lindtner @AnjaLindtner]

there is one kind of people i find it very hard to relate to, and that is the kind who feel the right to disrespect others

[Just Me @JustWalkingDogs]

Beer, Bacon, ice cream and great sex... any or all in no particular order makes the world a little more better :-)

[Anja Lindtner @AnjaLindtner]

We all want people to care, but it seems so many of us are afriad to be the one that cares

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

Word order during translation is important. It's the difference between "Get off me" and "Get me off."

[Jules @PolishedByJules]

I just found what I was looking for in a Dollar General store and now I think I might need some hand sanitizer.