Jonathan Swift

Erm....directionless middle aged fool!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@Telegraph Here we go, more tax dodges for people with money 🙄

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@fesshole I'd imagine there are many in the Vatican who would have an interest in all 8yr olds in your flock, posessed or otherwise!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@supertanskiii @FionaDolman I don't understand why somebody would want to hurt those they allegedly love. It makes no sense whatsoever. Makes my blood boil to think that may be happening somewhere right now.

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

England played really well, but ultimately the better team won.
Well done Spain 👏

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@A1Improvement any company who ignores 'no junk mail' signs on properties, will never get my business. #badpractice #respectpeopleswishes #blacklisted #trespassers
Shame, as I'm currently sourcing local glazing firms to reglaze an entire school & you were on my list #yourloss

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@PolitlcsUK He's not wrong though!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@PolitlcsUK What's with that weird little silver car?!!!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@fesshole Bloody hell, how many pastries do you chomp on?!!!!!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@Swaggzeez1 'Just' England fans then...throwing things at themselves? Don't get me wrong, I agree, and it's embarrassing. But it is typically two sides involved, while England get all the attention for it.

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@TomasHazlett @musingsfromme @fesshole Honestly, that hadn't crossed my mind!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@musingsfromme @fesshole 60sq meters...would be a mass grave!

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@fesshole Should go to the soft car wash, it's so much cheaper and easier on the paintwork.

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@NationalHways It was a pleasure driving home this afternoon 👍😁

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@NationalHways as it is classed as a motorway, I am guessing you oversee the A38 Aston Expressway? Can I ask why you've stopped opening the 4th lane out of the city during afternoon heavy traffic? It's adding 30+ minutes to commuters journeys 😢

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@LeoMars75 Is that not just a reflection on how unhealthy foods are much more popular in the US & therefore more profitable while the UK pushes healthier options?
I don't get why we are always compared like a mirror when we are two completely different countries & cultures.

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@CruiseNorwegian What about all of those who had Antarctica on their bucket list? You took their money then decided to take them elsewhere instead, refusing to speak to passengers who weren't happy or give any explanations.

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@TalkTalk putting up walls so my elderly mother cannot cancel her account that is out of contract. It hasn't worked for ages and they have failed to fix it...but still they keep taking her money, no resolve and no cancellation. #thieves #preyingontheelderly #scum

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

#IsThisJoe https://t.co/K4C7oQd00j

[Jonathan Swift @Just_Jon_Swift]

@TalkTalk are taking my mother's #pension for a broken internet service that they've failed to repair. She's out of contract and now they're also obstructing her from cancelling too. Absolutely appalling practice. Why do #ofcom allow them to trade when they rip off #pensioners?