🛳EMILY⚓️

All the world’s a stage

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

idk why people complain about crime waves. crime is how you keep rent low. everybody wants 90s rent but y’all too pussy for 90s crime

[mace⁷𖣂¹²🍨 @maceidelic]

wow can’t believe panic at the disco’s last album was death of a bachelor truly the best way to go!

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

@SupShadizzle

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

Yes Ticketmaster messed up and was not prepared, but do not forget that Taylor promised reasonable pricing yet opted in for dynamic pricing. She is mad that the ticket buying experience was terrible - not that you paid $250 for nosebleed seats.

[Abby @abbracadabra21]

ticketmaster: guys we absolutely did not expect this many people to join the queue
taylor: guys they assured us many times that they were ready for this many people to join the queue

#TaylorSwiftTheErasTour

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

@DustinSReese And I love it

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

I am tired of all of my white friends acting shocked that I haven't read Where the Crawdads Sing. I thought it was common knowledge that the book is based on when the author and her husband moved to Zambia as white saviors and decided to chase and kill Zambian poachers.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Joe Biden didn’t even ATTEMPT to save Florida from Hurricane Ian by drawing a new path with a Sharpie.

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I hate when my boobs ruin an outfit. Like we could have been serving cottagecore but thanks to you guys it’s milkmaid MILF

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

She can’t cook but she can start an argument from scratch

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

@sydboll 💯

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

Did @lizzo give this man writing credits for her song, “I Love You Bitch”.

https://t.co/3IEZ7I9p5j

[Souna Haddad @JellyInMyHair]

Shout out to everyone who voted for Donald Trump in 2016. You are directly responsible for the overturning of Roe Vs Wade. Take your vote seriously, and understand its consequences.

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

I’m taking the summer off from being Christian. Hope to see you in Hell this Fourth of July!!

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

@SupShadizzle Cool bro

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

My pussy will be closed until further notice.

[POLITICO @politico]

The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito and obtained by POLITICO.

“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Alito writes. https://t.co/nl3JFLx9xg

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

WHY WILL NO ONE FREAK OUT ABOUT MOON KNIGHT WITH ME

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

@kiyahcee Seeing a movie and then walking around in Uggs 💖💖💖

[🛳EMILY⚓️ @Just_Krusen]

@DustinSReese I slept through it 😎