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lol/bol

[$ @Just_said_it]

After texting "Hey, how are you?"
*My conversation skills

[January James-Riggs @JanuaryJames]

Twitter was better when people were just organically shit-posting into the void instead of trying to make money.

[Vishcomical @vishcomical]

Ek Tailor jab sota hai tab bhi woh nap hi le rha hota h

[Ananya @uff_meri_adaa]

hostel mate's 48 LPA boyfriend travels every weekend just to meet her and sure, love is poetry but it thrives best on the playground of financial stability

[Kaustubh Surke (Mostly Inactive) @DexterousRd]

Big fan of Rapido. Their one-time password stays the same every ride

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms!

📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday

[Anushka @Kulfei]

great britain thinks it's great it doesn't know noida is greater 🫡

[Certified Kameena @shubhansh1504]

If u add c before loud , to uska matlab badal jaayega !

[blinkforever @everpinkarea]

the reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.
We only have one star 😂😂😂

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

"those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it."

[Shivam Bahuguna @JanusBlinked]

The last time so many people were pissed off about indigo was during the Champaran satyagraha

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Name change announced….

[🐰 @firki07]

Nobody can insult god like hindus do, they start worshipping anyone like god.

[Mao Shichigan 🦋 @weAllGonnaDye]

Why do people use spotify when you can get youtube premium at the same price is beyond me

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Indigo cancelling flights like

[Sajcasm @sajcasm_]

Name a bigger downgrade

[Wellu @Wellutwt]

Portugalies after one day of marriage

[Medhavi @medhaviiiyaaar]

Imagine you're just chilling alone when a random person takes your picture and posts it on Twitter with this caption😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[whygee @whhygee]

Who decided that candles go on top?

[Ryuzaki @ryuz4k1L]

Taj Mahal pe bhi ads lage hai kya?