Phil Royall

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@M0musum0m @SoVeryBritish To which the only acceptable reply is, "No, but there is a 'U' in fu**wit."

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@ruddyrutherford My daughter also waiting. Suspect the postie will get here first!

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@WyattVW Rhymes with Raymond? How about stamened? He may have had a stamen. You'll sleep better now.

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@JamesMcgairyart This is lovely! Could you DM more info, please? I’d love to know price and dimensions, if it’s for sale.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Recipe for homemade hand sanitizer

Ingredients.
Large bottle of gin

1. Open gin
2. Pour large amount of gin into a glass
3. Drink the gin
4. Just wash your bloody hands with soap and water, you panicky, stockpiling maniacs
5. Pour and drink another large gin
6. Repeat step 5

[East Lothian Foodbank @EL_Foodbank]

We would like encourage everyone to stop bulk buying. We have a duty to act responsibly in times of national concern and this means thinking of the most vulnerable. If we all act in a way that benefits everyone, everyone will benefit. #CollectiveResponsibilty #COVIDー19 #BeKind

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@richardosman If they say that I have to fight not to mention that there a ‘U’ in fuckwit.

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

The EU Commission building in Brussels tonight (and if you look carefully you’ll see that they do appear to have left a light on for us!) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️🇪🇺

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@untypicalboro Leo!!

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

Come on, @Edinburgh_CC, what is there to loose here?

[Projekt 42 @Projekt42EDI]

.@Edinburgh_CC when will we receive a response to our stage one application for a CAT of the Leith Links Bowling Pavillion? What are you doing with the insurance payout? What is the plan? #leith #Edinburgh

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@richardosman Can we do books as well? I think ‘Toilet in the age of cholera’ works well. #ReplaceLoveWithToilet

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@PlanetRockRadio @TheOfficialA7X for me. My son took me along to a gig and I’ve never seen a show like it!

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

Brilliant cause! I'm doing the "Cycling Down Dementia" Epic challenge this year. 1,000 miles over the Scottish winter. Sounds like fun!

[Alzheimer's Research UK @AlzResearchUK]

Dancing creates great memories, which we are working tirelessly to protect. Celebrate 10 years of Just Dance & help fund vital dementia research. RT this post & @Ubisoft_UK will donate £1 to ARUK, up to a max of £30,000 #JustDanceMemories

Full T&Cs here https://t.co/qYMVONNdqO

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@GoogleUK G

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@Jo_Saxby @neilhimself @OrkneyLibrary, couldn’t put it better!

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@ScaramangaJoe @ratwomanme @jamajestical Are you sure it wasn't a skunk? In a related question, are you actually Pepé le pew?

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@Skiewolf Always!

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@GazetteBoro From my reading, Derby asked the EFL if it was above board, they confirmed that it was. Boro now suing the EFL, as while it probably was okay, but really, really shouldn't be. Derby statement, "N'owt to do with us! EFL said it was fine!"

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@ThePoke Somebody release the fucking hounds!

[Phil Royall @Justaddnausea]

@thatscot @theoldgovanarm1 @FrFintan_Stack @NicolaSturgeon Traumatised ducks.