Luke 2

Sunderland’s second finest actor, after James Bolam

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

So hungover I just started crying cos I remembered what happens to Adriana in The Sopranos

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

@mcandidate @DanReilly92 Lol, they had this guy live on Sky Sports News yesterday to perform a bit of it and I thought ‘Is this format branching out’

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

@G_mble9 I genuinely think it’s something they’re incapable of getting their heads around. They’re sat just going ‘Look at that, it’s just ugly’ and missing the actual community around it

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

@ArthurBoreman @Kingkeir You see the houses near the stadium - that’s means it’s part of a community, near where fans live etc. That’s where the idea of soul comes from. I guess you can’t relate to a stadium not being in a car park in the middle of nowhere

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Nothing beats this. Might go down with 4 points next season cos we can’t handle the Europa League as well and I’ll twist in like a mad cunt, but it’s worth it for this

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Nothing beat this. Might go down with 4 points next season and I’ll twist on like a mad cunt, but it’s worth it for this

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Hahahahahaha I can’t believe that like

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Have a theory that no-one who works in a pub knows how to use a Sky Remote. Going up and down the sports channels for 5 minutes before sticking a match on

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

@JoeStephenson96 Turns out I’ve been getting them confused and couldn’t work out why you hadn’t tweeted about it yet

[Oh what, wow. He's the greatest tweeter @JackBaker1311]

Paul Gascoigne smashing up a hotel room was genuinely a more mature and dignified reaction to missing out on the World Cup than Maguire calling every media figure he knows to whine on his behalf before the squad was even announced

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Am I being thick here, that’s a clear handball?

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

The male urge to have a balcony overlooking the thoroughfare so you can keep tabs on the comings and going of the town

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

@eff_hey In the build up to the Championship playoff final (which they lost), they put his visage on the roof of the shopping centre and it was really unnerving

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Apologies I retract this. There is also a point on 22nd March 2026 where they should have brought it in

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Aye glad we wasted five minutes of our fucking lives looking at that in a game when we’re 4-0 down

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Come to the conclusion that VAR should never have existed apart from a brief 5 minute window during the 2025 Championship Playoff Final

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

@G_mble9 Just staring at your pinned tweet now

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Always good to remember that these cunts are still these cunts

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

That’s absolutely embarrassing

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Seen not sent ffs

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

Something genuinely quite sinister about the way YouTube film ‘critics’ are talking about this film

[Jones Vibes @jonesvibesonly]

We’ve legit lost the plot. I honestly have zero idea what people are looking for these days but there needs to be a major shift in criticism. The movie I saw was well written, well directed, beautifully shot, insanely well performed and the sound was amazing. Are we “film” critics or not. We’re supposed to help paint the picture of what an audience can anticipate and this score is not even close to that picture, objectively.

[Luke 2 @JusticeForCatts]

I’ve sent a whole host of these sort of tweets slamming critics of the film specifically. Almost as if the producers were aware a film designed to launder the reputation of a peadophile might not be well received