Justin

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

MAGA Influencer:

Wait what are my sincere beliefs again?

This goes to show you that they don't even believe the shit that comes out their mouths.

#DemsUnited

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Seriously guys, whatever happened to:

• the DOGE checks
• tariff checks
• the Greenland hospital boat
• 10% APR on credit cards
• my meds being 1500% cheaper
• $2 gas
• the Epstein files
• reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open
• cheaper groceries
• ending wars in 24 hours
• the “privately funded” ballroom

Any updates?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Mind you Charlie Kirk thought college was a scam and women shouldn’t get an education

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey in all fairness, if I was an 80-year-old fat fuck, riddled with dementia, while wearing a leg brace, a piss bag, shoe lifts & a full diaper, I probably wouldn’t be able to walk a straight line either. However, I could easily be an astronaut.

[Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil]

The woman that ran for office (and lost) in 2024 as a Republican wants to tell you she’s a “lifelong Democrat” and “never voting for a Democrat” again

Lmao, ok

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Republicans are in charge of the Senate.

Republicans are in charge of the House.

Republicans are in charge of the Presidency.

Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court.

Republicans are to blame for everything.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Until my final breath I will never understand how January 6th wasn't an instant dealbreaker for every single American voter

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The guy who told us he’d fix everything on day 1 is still blaming Biden on day 470.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war we won 8 weeks ago.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

Never forget.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Twitter is censoring anyone who says or implies that Trump staged a shooting again. Whatever you do, do not post about how this was a giant sympathy farming false flag completely staged by the regime.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

And there you have it, folks.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Two options:

1. You believe that the United States Secret Service is a grossly incompetent collection of mall cops who didn't even have magnetometers when entering the building and grossly failed to protect the President yet AGAIN.

2. You realize this was a false flag stunt.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

“Oh do you think he was referring to you”

BRILLIANT

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

Q. How many fabricated assassination attempts does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Epstein files

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Lol