Justin Capone

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

I CAN’T STAND that Mets player who sprints to first base on a walk. So lame.

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

@what_lurks Why tf did they get rid of them to begin with?!?

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

I just spent 15 min cleaning up broken glass on the sidewalk outside and immediately got a paper cut from a cookbook after coming inside.

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

All cans of beer should be 16oz.

[Polyvinyl Record Co. @Polyvinyl]

No one:

Me:

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

I never get tired of listening to American Football.

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

@ChallengeMTV @MTV Tonight’s The Challenge episode title “Amber Alert” is inappropriate. Just because two girls have the name Amber doesn’t mean it’s ok to make fun of child abductions. Not clever.

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

@YFuuK How were you using it?

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Can we normalize wearing a mask when you’re not feeling well even after the pandemic ends? We all have them. Sore throat and sneezing? Wear a mask. Headache and coughing? Wear a mask if you’re not staying home.

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

I wish Facebook would stop sending me push notifications about my sister-in-law’s MLMs

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

Grocery pickup is awesome in these times but it can be frustrating when the picker grabs low quality product. The salmon I was given had so many scales thought I was back in 7th grade concert band. @kroger

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine has 8 days left in his term and has promised a smooth and peaceful transition of power. If the Jedi arrest him it will only lead to more hate and a deeply fractured nation. How much worse could it get in 8 days, anyway?!

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

Pence getting praised for following the Constitution lmao. How low is the fucking bar?

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Here’s a photo of all the people “shocked” by these fascists storming the capital building today.

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@ayyomully @acorren1 Dat me

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

Finally got access to my original Twitter account! Time to never use it again

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@jk_rowling What did the muggle say when he discovered a whopping willow? "What is this wizard-tree?!"

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

@Jessi_Capone @jk_rowling the artwork looks amazing!

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

@Jessi_Capone lol I don't know either. Follow celebrities I guess?

[Justin Capone @JustinCapone]

Just bought tickets to see Iron and Wine tomorrow. I didn't even realize they were coming to Cincy this weekend