Justin Deardorff

#ProdMgmt and #fintech geek who loves a good pen and a mech watch. Husband to @BurghBrides and father to Coen. Pragmatism over Idealism. All tweets are my own.

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I just entered for an opportunity to unlock an @eightsleep Pod -- the same bed that powered Justin Medeiros' back-to-back CrossFit Games titles! Do not sleep on this chance to get sleep fit https://t.co/omxBktIZCz

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@kentcdodds Pick your release date

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@Target whoever designed the IVR prompts on your phone line for returns should be fired. Immediately. Reading off order #'s in chronological order, slowly, and hoping that's the one the customer is calling about is infuriating.

[Austin Rief ☕️ @austin_rief]

BREAKING: I spent 15 minutes going DEEP into a web3 hole this weekend.

Here is what I learned 🧵👇

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@anothercohen Just got one today. I’ll let you know

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@anothercohen @Calkimchi Check out the wearable challenge with @Levels. You’ll love it

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@anothercohen @Calkimchi How did you decide on macros?

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@anothercohen @Calkimchi Still...you’re basically asking for a listing of lean meats

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@anothercohen @Calkimchi Low carb AND low fat is suicide

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@anothercohen Savage takes. I love it

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@JDHaltigan Hah the JP book?

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@rshevlin ...When the respondents likely don’t understand AI, how it’s used, or how P&L works across the company. Notably HR has greater than 10% increase in profit but less than that in expense reduction. Absurdity

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@csmayhew Amen. I’ve muted or unfollowed most of the folks on the losing end just for my own mental health.

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@csmayhew I can’t imagine how hard it is to do that job when you have someone publicly demoralizing you and saying what you are doing is wrong. Thanks, Chris 🙏

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@JDHaltigan Indeed it is. He’s still obese though.

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@JDHaltigan I mreant the obesity claim. His BMI has to put him in that territory.

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@stolinski Damn you, Math!