JustinHuman

I watch people sleep.

(Registered Polysomnographic Technologist)
Husband, father, believer in God, gun lover, sports enthusiast, movie & music junkie.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@GeneEsposito19 @bria_110 I disagree.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

Do they actually vote in San Francisco, or does the person with the highest breathalyzer score win?

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

I was proud to be sworn in early this morning as the Representative for California’s 11th District. Thank you to the people of San Francisco for trusting me to be your voice in Congress.

Now, we can proceed with the People’s work.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@SpeakerPelosi Do they actually vote in San Francisco, or does the person with the highest breathalyzer score win?

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@harryjsisson Cool, but now do the Bidens, Clintons, Obamas, and everyone in congress. I'm sure there aren't many clean slates to be found.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@Duke_Lucas_ It was just good marketing. Gimmicks sell, and a disabled maestro is one gimmick that never fails.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@livV_bierley @fuckyouiquit It's not preventable for everyone. I'm not for socialized medicine, but in this case I make an exception. It's pretty stupid that addicts can get free Narcan injections but diabetics are denied something they absolutely require to live.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@Danielobo148 He did get a solid because that would look awful on any wall.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

This is, by far, one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my life. I'm not even sure that this level of humanity CAN be taught.

[Allistair McCaw @AllistairMcCaw]

This is so heartwarming ❤️ Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 💙

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@MattWallace888 💯

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@liquid_farmer @HukAleksandra Because playing dress up, and mutilating one's genitals and hormone balance are completely different things.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@bellavery If a guy is still even considering fighting a bear, much less wasting perfectly good daydreams on it, past age 20, he's probably not going to amount to anything more than a pile of bear shit.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@dantypo Their parents must be so proud. They probably have a cake waiting for them in their basement "apartment" when they get home.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@POTUS

[AMERICANVibes @AMErikaNGIRLLL]

⬇️MUST WATCH ⬇️ 10$ if you can decipher what he’s trying to say..

#Fetterman #Midterms2022 #Cmonman #VoteRed 🛑

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@AreWill2 @savannahlmason @KC4RealNews @POTUS I think she's tried using substances, instead.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@savannahlmason @KC4RealNews @POTUS So eloquent! I'd wager that whatever gutter trash you lay next to this eve truly cherishes you as a sophisticated, classy lady.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@vonSocks @megynkelly Yet here you are, worrying about her worrying about this.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@_Azezal_ @lavern_spicer @elonmusk

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@elonmusk Anyone who still believes the press, doesn't deserve an explanation.

[JustinHuman @JustinFuriated]

@fakegreatdane @No_hocus_pocus @robreiner Disprove it. Go ahead, we'll wait.