Justin Heyd

Husband, father, teacher, and human.
Views and opinions are my own.
He/him

[Justin Heyd @JustinHeyd]

@TheCinesthetic Purple Rain. Without a doubt

[GingerSpice❄️💙 @thedesertginger]

Sesame Street throwing shade since the 80s. 🤣
New Yorkers knew all along.

[Sioux Falls Police @siouxfallspd]

Animal Control: Can you start @SiouxFallsFire to help with a pig stranded on an island at Falls Park?

Dispatch: Yes they will be on their way.

Police: I will be enroute to watch this.

Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks to SFFR and SF Animal Control /802

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@SiouxFallsFire His name is Eric Jr.

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Want

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Now is your chance to look like an All-Star!

🚨 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A 2024 TWINS ALL-STAR HAT 🚨

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@Jakezball @Twins https://t.co/3kNJEXTvwC
Here are the rules of baseball since you obviously know nothing about it.

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@TheCinesthetic Gutted

[WHS Freshman Academy @WHS9thAcademy]

Amazing Race News & Notes
March 25 Edition

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@WHS9thAcademy Beans?!?

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@JasmineSnow15 Incredibly proud of you. Still one of my GOAT students.

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@WHSBoysBask Just a bunch of bros being dudes

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@Deadspin Not only is there limited evidence to back up his outrageous claims. The article itself sounds like it was written by a wannabe edgy high schooler. I almost stopped reading when he said during the playoffs they were "going to put his [Gobert] ass on skates." Absolute click bait.

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@ThatJackMan A few jokes for this post:
You order decaf because the regular stuff gives you the jitters.
When your friends come over, you put plastic coverings over your couch.
When it's your friend's birthday, you send them a US savings bond.

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@CBSSunday This was fantastic television. Thank you for the tribute. Charlie is an American treasure.

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@CBSSunday Thank you for creating this special. Charles was an American treasure. I didn't think I would be crying this much this early on a Sunday.

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Way to go. Joe!!!

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

Welcome to Cooperstown, Joe Mauer!

https://t.co/F6JSs6CZId

[CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 @CBSSunday]

In January 2004 Wynton Marsalis recorded "Abblasen" trumpet fanfare, the "Sunday Morning" theme song, for "CBS Sunday Morning."

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@dakotanews_now Good news from apple tree North today!

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 But where do the farts go??

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