Justin J Carter

Social Media Marketing | BJJ, Space, Tech, & Lifting Enthusiast | I used to have a Friendster account | Pronouns: He/Him | #GoCougs #FightOn

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10yo: Dad, tell me about hard rock in the 1980’s.

Me: 👀 cracks knuckles

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@MLBONFOX Your coverage is awful. Missed at bats due to commercial breaks?

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When you’ve run out of oceans to boil.

[HBO @HBO]

What she said.

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9YO is annoyed by 6YO in the back seat of the car.

9YO: Who are you? I don’t even know your name.

6YO: My name is JOHN CENA!

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Flying eyebrows and mustaches seem to be the theme for the Super Bowl.

We need flying sideburns to complete the trifecta.

#SBLIX

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Do you think @IndyCarOnFOX knows about @F1?

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@RyanDivish M’s are signing Shohei Frank Ohtani, not to be confused with the guy that can actually hit.

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@FieldGulls Multiple missed TFL.

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16 or 32 teams are needed in the CFP. These Bye teams haven’t played in 3+ weeks. There’s plenty of time to make this happen.

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@Softykjr Meanwhile, Fisch bringing U of A players to UW. Welcome to the NIL Era.

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Ah, yes… The notorious Spirit Week prior to Winter Break.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be sewing a Nativity Lobster costume. 🦞

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@LandOfHov You know it.

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@AaronLevine_ Kayfabe

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@Softykjr Why bag on a conference that’s trying to rebuild itself? Here’s an opportunity for you to help stir some excitement for Coug and Beaver fans that got trampled.

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In @ScottHanson We Trust. #OctoBox #NFLRedZone

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@FieldGulls To ask him which side of a white line he stands on?

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Really @XfinitySupport ? Your survey closed after 10 minutes or did your survey close because of my negative response?

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@FieldGulls He tripped over this tweet and pulled a hammy. Out for the season.

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🎶 Everywhere you look, everywhere you go… 🎶

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Everywhere you look, ExtraHoppers are there for your cybersecurity needs. Thanks to our onsite team - and everyone behind the curtain - who helped to make #BHUSA an amazing event!

Didn't get a chance to stop by the booth in Vegas? Visit us here: https://t.co/pVniVqfyHZ

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“Don’t be cruel to your fellow passengers and crew.” - Elvis (maybe)

Let’s do this #BHUSA!

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🎧 Sound check... 1, 2, 3... We've got the perfect playlist for your trip to #BHUSA in Vegas! 🎶 https://t.co/qPfaZP711s