Justin Kellenberger

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Justin Kellenberger @JustinKellenb]

@alyqcks Ur loss

[swimswamswum @im_swimswamswum]

must’ve seen that OJ got vaccine priority 👀

[faith 🌻🌛 @faithhh_xo]

@alyqcks please venmo me for having to read these horrid tweets as they pop up on the top of my screen everyday

[Justin Kellenberger @JustinKellenb]

Loooooooool I’m cracking up this guy is so funny

[swimswamswum @im_swimswamswum]

ok but when are we getting The Lion King 1½ 2

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

The great Andrew Yang was a victim of being ahead of his time. Don't worry, pal, the nation will catch up. #YangGang2024

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

It might be helpful to have a President and government that understand technology so this sort of thing doesn’t happen.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

Just turned on the debate to hear Bernie rail against childhood poverty. I'm no economist but aren't all children broke?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️���🇸 @AndrewYang]

@normmacdonald Haha happy to work on it with you Norm. Let’s meet up in Iowa or New Hampshire. 😀👍

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

I will give my full endorsement to Andrew Yang and do whatever is in my power to help him winz On one condition. That he becomes my close personal friend. The ball id in your court, Andrew.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Lamar Jackson is a national treasure.

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

This dude is out here in the rainstorm from the notebook, wearing gloves, throwing to dudes with shadow pictures on the team website.... just to catch shit on the timeline.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I’m literally trying to give everybody money.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I applaud Twitter’s decision to ban political ads. It’s the rare triumph of the public good over the bottom line. I hope Facebook follows suit or at least verifies and stands by the accuracy of political ads on its platform.

[Tax Foundation @TaxFoundation]

@mariashriver @AndrewYang The potential for easy administration, significant tax revenue, and few economic distortions make the VAT one of the most efficient forms of taxation: https://t.co/GdaB4iT5Eg

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

We know how the current President regards Puerto Rico—indifference and/or knee-jerk pettiness. I’d like to know what the 2020 candidates have to say. 👇🏽

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

"If you believe that you can solve your own problems better than any politician, go to https://t.co/nYWdJYH1Na and tell us how $1000 a month will help you do just that. This is how we will get our country working for us again." #paythepeople #YangsDebateSurprise #DemDebate

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Trump says build a wall, I'm going to say to Immigrants come to America because if you come here your son or daughter can run for president. #DemDebate

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

"Why are we losing to the gun lobby and the NRA? We all know, everyone on this stage knows, that our government has been overrun by money and corporate interests." #DemDebate

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

"The data shows that a good teacher is worth his or her weight in gold." #Math #DemDebate