Justin O’Body

Welcome to my platform of petty. Don’t follow me. I don’t like good girls, they’re just not it. I only fuck with whores. I’m toxic. I just play on here - chill.

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

What is it about every bathroom in Colombia smelling and looking like it was cleaned 5 minutes before you arrived??
How long is too long to live here?

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

Any day now I’m going to print my last couple years of tweets out just so I can look back on where I’ve been, how I got there, how I got out of there, and how I got back to the top…
My top looks different than others, but it feels the same. 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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years. I forgot how to love myself and became addicted to a terrible person who destroyed my spirit for years. Today marks a big milestone for me, and I’m never going back to being the victim I let myself become while dealing with her.
I’m proud of who I am. All the good,

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As a broke, ugly, old dude…. I can confirm this as true 😎

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

Be very careful of dimes who have never dated a man dime before… They only date broke, or ugly, or old dudes because no attractive man in their category would put up with her shit..

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@CollinRugg They’re both trashy AF. And she is waaaay more wrong, not a single drop of those drinks touched her. He threw them on a CLOSED WINDOW. All she had to do was spray some water on their to clean it up, and never serve dude again.

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@CrystalHope1979 @CollinRugg Yeah, but he didn’t splash a drink on her. He splashed it ON A CLOSED WINDOW.
And you can hear by the way she sounds what sort of person she is.
Both of them seem to be pure trash.

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If she can’t block dudes that she’s fucked before, while dating you.
Then make sure you fuck her up enough that she does have to block you.
Stay toxic. 😘

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

The worst parting about having such a great Spanish accent is I start speaking, they think I speak Spanish fluently, so they start talking to me like I’m from here.

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

EDC and Coachella in the same quarter is insane… Never doing that again… But really blessed I got to do both back to back…

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

“I wear a watch that’s worth some grands, but I really don’t like you looking at my hands” -Nicky

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She just said “EDC is not ready for us” and that’s how I knowwww… EDC is ready for us. FML. I hat I do for high quality 🐱 🤦🏾‍♂️. #EDC

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

Would you rather choose Chrisean Rock, or a bear?
#manorbear #bluefacebaby 🤣

[Justin O’Body @JustinObody]

You’ll never truly know how shady broads can be till you been a real side nigga before..
#cityboys

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@angthegrl Oh shit…. “Not Like Us” is a slapper..

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@angthegrl I’m losing track… Meet the grahams, 6:16 in LA, and Euphoria….
What’s the newest one?

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You ever been with a girl and you know the entire time… “I’m not gonna kick it with you again…”

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dated a girl who worked at a brothel located at the exit #x (her favorite number) Her mom literely helped her pack up and sent her off to Hoe camp. If she would have taken her number as a warning, instead of an invite, she’d probabaly be a much happier and well rounded person. 🤔

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Story time: Recently a hippy girl told me “I love numbers and signs… but it’s important to remember that every time you see your number doesn’t mean you need to go towards it. Sometimes it means stay away. Sometimes our numbers are warning us” and it reminded me of the time I