Justin J Peticolas

Living on my Salty Piece of Land | Martinis, Manhattans, & Old Fashioneds | #Parrothead | @Disneyland | #girldad | SaaS Client Services | Tweets are my own!

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

"Those days are long behind me. I don't think I've held a balloon since I was a child."

"Then you've forgotten what it's like!"

"To hold a balloon?"

"To be a child."

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It would be kinda cool if they made the removal of his name from The Kennedy Center a live tv event with Stephen Colbert hosting it.

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

BREAKING NEWS: Powerline has backed out of the “Freedom 250” concert.

[Huey K. Bridgeforth(@huey-bridgeforth.bsky.social) @hkb73]

The Brady Bunch have backed out of the Freedomfest 250.

[Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent]

BREAKING: Hall and Oates have announced they will no longer play the America 250 concert.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

BREAKING: Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem have announced they will no longer play the America 250 concert

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

🚨 BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

@DisBeforeAfter Shut the fcuk up. Stop criticizing every little thing like you’re superior. If you were, you’d have a job at WDI vs blogging about it.

Let’s see what you’ve done. Hmmm?

Assmunch

[Joe Denham @DenhamsGhost]

I think about the Cheers guy now and then. Who is he? Why so smug? What was his life like? I know he could have never imagined his mug would eventually be seen by millions repeatedly on a contraption that beamed images and sounds through the air into people’s homes.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

A few reminders for Trump folks ahead of the Super Bowl halftime show:

1. Puerto Rico is part of the United States.
2. Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens.
3. Bad Bunny is an American citizen.
4. Several previous halftime shows were headlined by non-Americans (Paul McCartney, Rolling Stones, U2, etc)

So, stop whining and just enjoy the show.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Look, I understand that Bad Bunny isn’t for everyone. So I created a short check list, so you can be sure.

- If you’ve never traveled outside the state you were born in, you may not like him.

- If your wife is in the habit of standing on the top step of the RV and shrieking at the kids in the dirt yard, Bad Bunny may not be for you.

- If you’ve ever mortgaged your mobile home to invest in your cousin’s emu farm, you may not enjoy his music.

- If your idea of exotic food is a deep fried Twinkie, perhaps you won’t like Bad Bunny.

- If you think Puerto Ricans should be deported, you definitely will not like him.

- If your truck payment is higher than your rent, Bad Bunny is not for you.

- If your idea of a hot date is sneaking into your cousin’s bedroom, you should not listen.

- Last but not least, If you think the NFL chose Bad Bunny over Lee Greenwood, just to personally spite you, then you’re just dumb as shit.

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

Here's what people like this person don't know. The writers/producers of "Silence of the Lambs" did lots of research w/ actual FBI agents. The fact that the Sen. Martin character said these words was likely due to what they learned. Proven tactics still used today, obviously.

[Clerpatriot @clerpatriot]

Do you think Savannah Guthrie and the FBI used ChatGPT to write this speech and it pulled from Silence of the Lambs?

Not to be insensitive but this has me questioning the whole situation…..

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

https://t.co/HSlcBl5uiq

[TrumpFile.org @TrumpFile]

BOOKMARK IT! 🔖 This is the perfect video to respond to bots and MAGA accounts with to show that Renee Good DID NOT HIT Jonathan Ross with her car. Courtesy of @LeejaMiller, full video linked in replies.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie amplified the arts, celebrated the arts, stood up for the arts and artists.

It is beyond comprehension that this sitting president has sought to rename this great memorial dedicated to President Kennedy. It is beyond wild that he would think adding his name in front of President Kennedy’s name is acceptable. It is not.

Next thing perhaps he will want to rename JFK Airport, rename the Lincoln Memorial, the Trump Lincoln Memorial. The Trump Jefferson Memorial. The Trump Smithsonian. The list goes on.

Can we not see what is happening here? C’mon, my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny. This is way beneath the stature of the job. It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way. Just when you think somone can’t stoop any lower, down they go…

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

BREAKING: Walt Disney Imagineering reveals their free-roaming Olaf robotic figure coming to World of Frozen at both Hong Kong Disneyland and Disneyland Paris.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

NEW: Walt Disney Imagineering shared INSANE video of its next-gen real-time front-facing projection mapping, adding new emotions like crying and blushing. Disney says the tech will help bring characters like Mike Wazowski, Lightning McQueen, and even Hades to life.

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

“I just want to make people happy.”

[Justin J Peticolas @JustinPeticolas]

This is the craziest image I've ever seen. No words...

[NTSB Newsroom @NTSB_Newsroom]

NTSB issues the preliminary report for its ongoing investigation of the Nov. 4 crash of a UPS Boeing MD-11F airplane in Louisville, Kentucky. Download the report PDF: https://t.co/WS0Q629CUz