Justin Chavez

CEO of "we should hang out" *proceeds to never talk to you again because I forgor* he/him/his

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

I’m tryna oppenheimer a Starbucks toilet and sum lady keeps shaking the knob and knocking like do u got a warrant???

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Has anyone seen this!?

Concerning…

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

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[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

I just released a video about a war your American history teachers probably didn't tell you much about. If you're Filipino...oh you know about it alright.

[♠️♥️martin ♣️♦️ @martin360_0]

Here’s the video of president trump getting arrested #TrumpArrest https://t.co/exUsw0Z06q

[Double Aunt Andre @AfriKoids_Only]

When you click on the #TrumpArrest hashtag but dont see Trump getting areested

[steph @stephsecretwit]

describe ur 🍆 using a movie title

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

Who tf gets a convertible, just roll the windows down

[Coolmath Games @TheRealCoolmath]

Hi

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

Nobody:
Me, an intellectual: Nihilism is small dick energy

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“what would the founding fathers have to say abou-” you mean the guys with the leeches? any other medical decisions you wanna run by the leech guys

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

It’s moments like this that make me need a drink. I make a mean Molotov cocktail 🍸

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

For anyone living under a rock:
The Republicans want to control women and instate a fascist religious theocracy
The Democrats are too weak to stop them
And Geico can save you 15% or more on Car Insurance

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

Revoke the NRA’s tax exempt status.

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

🇺🇸: We should ban guns
🐘: That wont do anything, people will just get guns illegally

🐘: *overturns Roe v Wade*
🇺🇸: 😐

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

@ceceaguilarr Cant have shit in Detroit

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

Istg the second I’m not a broke ass bitch I’m buying Angie a wedding ring

[Justin Chavez @Justin_A_Chavez]

@ashleighperales That the one with the mouse with dumbo ears?