Justin Dorey

Former Olympic Freeskier • Previously @Deloitte • Currently @luxor

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

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[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

ChatGPT Desktop is main now.

Claude is for you run out of Astra tokens.

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

kill your idols.

[MADEX @spacebull]

i’m considering my lost CC coins a painfully expensive payment for an advanced bitcoin education

this isn’t the first time i’ve encountered catastrophic loss so i have experience seeing the light

essay in the works ✍️

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Donald Trump is right about this:

Eliminate the debt limit—its only real function is to threaten an economic crisis.

I'm ready to work with both Democratic and Republican Senators to immediately scrap the debt ceiling and protect the economy.

[Guzman Pintos @guzmanpintos]

We're giving startups $50K to build on @tenki.

But credits only matter if the product underneath is worth using, so here's what you'd actually be building on:

Sandboxes. Disposable VMs where your AI agents write and run code in real isolation. Spin one up in seconds, per-second metering, throw it away when the agent is done.

GitHub Runners. Change one line in your workflow file, get builds ~30% faster at up to 60% less than GitHub's.

AI Code Reviewer. Reviews every PR with your whole codebase in context, so nobody on the team is the review bottleneck.

If you're an early-stage team, this is compute you're already paying for somewhere. Now it's covered.

$10K free, then Tenki matches 1:1
→ $10,000 in credits to start.
→ Every dollar you spend after that, matched 1:1 up to $40k Buy $40k, walk away with $80k

For startups that haven't raised beyond Series A. Applications are rolling, we reply within a week.

📫 https://t.co/Ej0GgHuzuq

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

4CP means “Four Coincident Peak”. ERCOT sets your energy transmission costs for the next year based on your power draw during the four summer intervals that coincide with the grid’s monthly peaks. As a miner, if you miss one, you overpay all year. The joke is that this is the most niche energy-nerd message imaginable, and @luxor put the ad in Midland Airport where basically every Texas energy and Bitcoin miner passes through. The only airport that anyone would get it.

[Sparrow Wallet 🐦 @SparrowWallet]

Unless @Apple's decision to terminate @craigraw's Apple Developer account is reversed by June 30, all new installs of Sparrow will fail, and development on macOS will end. If you value Sparrow, a repost would help. @AppleSupport

[Guzman Pintos @guzmanpintos]

Building Jardinero: a control plane for autonomous engineering agents.

It's a TypeScript orchestrator living in a long-lived @tenki sandbox. Three workflows so far.

1) The Log Reviewer runs hourly and post-deploy. It sweeps staging and prod through the Grafana MCP, investigates anomalies, and writes a structured handoff: suspected root cause, reproduction steps, acceptance criteria, suggested tests, etc. The handoff is the only thing it produces. It never touches code.

2) The Implementator picks up that handoff. The orchestrator claims it (fingerprinted, idempotent, so two log reviews of the same incident cannot dispatch twice), spins up a fresh worker sandbox, hands the handoff to Codex inside it, and the agent opens the PR.

3) The PR Maintainer listens for review-comment events piped in from GitHub Actions. The orchestrator dedupes the event, dispatches an ephemeral worker sandbox with Codex inside, and the agent pushes fixes, replies to reviewers, and gets CI green.

Agents are stateless. The control plane is not. Every task gets a fresh microVM, no mutable state shared between runs. Persistence is a five-table SQLite file on the orchestrator's volume.

The orchestrator does not trust the worker. When the agent reports a PR URL, the orchestrator independently fetches it, checks the repo scope, the branch name, and an Agent-Run-Id commit trailer before marking the run successful.

Blast radius is contained by the repo, not the agent. Branch protection, required CI, and human reviewers are the safety net. The agent is unsupervised at the action boundary on purpose.

Cold-start is cheap because Tenki templates pre-bake the toolchain and volumes hold warm git mirrors. A worker spins up in ms, clones from cache, runs codex exec, opens the PR, then the microVM dies.

One orchestrator, N ephemeral workers, a durable queue, a Discord webhook.

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

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[Bitcoin Rodeo '26 🥩 @TheBitcoinRodeo]

2026 Speaker: ⚡ Justin Dorey ⚡
Former Olympic freeskier turned Bitcoiner. Applying elite performance principles to sovereignty, health & Bitcoin.
𝕏 / IG / YT: @justin_dorey

[Luxor Technology 🟧⛏️ @luxor]

Meet Commander.

Fleet management built into Luxor's platform. Real-time monitoring, bulk remote commands, and Intelligent Miner — profitability optimization automated from live hashprice and energy markets.

Pool. Firmware. Energy. Fleet. One platform.

https://t.co/gEDIbC3J8K

[The Bitcoin Conference @TheBitcoinConf]

ANNOUNCING THE COMPETITIVE EDGE OF CONTROL PANEL: Danielle Moinet, Cris Cyborg, Kenny Florian, and Justin Dorey are taking the stage to talk action sports and #Bitcoin 🥊

APRIL 28 • NAKAMOTO STAGE • BE THERE 🫵

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

@kinetic_finance This is truth.

[NVK @nvk]

Some Bitcoin truths:

Bitcoin is not for everyone, but it is available to anyone.

Bitcoin will affect everyone.

Bitcoin self custody is not hard.

Bitcoin self custody responsibility is for the few. Most people don't want freedom, they just want a better cell.

There are not enough UTXOs for everyone.

There is not enough block space to "be Visa".

L2+ will resolve most throughput issues by behaving more like IOUs.

"Holding" Bitcoin is not possible for poor people, because poor ppl can't save thus can't buffer handle volatility.

Stable coins are great for poor ppl because it's more free from capital controls than fiat.

Stable coins are great for everyone who needs "stable" unit of account with less capital controls.

Most people need credit, bitcoin is not credit.

Businesses need credit, specially trade credit, bitcoin is not credit.

Free banking is both useful and will always exist, specially on a bitcoin standard.

Volatile units of account struggle to be medium of exchange for small payments when given alternatives.

Shitcoins will always exist.

There is no single Bitcoin community; there are tribes that share the same love (or hate) for Bitcoin.

There are no bail outs in bitcoin.

People you don't like will hold Bitcoin.

People you don't like will do very well holding Bitcoin.

There is always someone who matter more than you to bitcoin.

Most people who hold Bitcoin can't affect Bitcoin.

There are no analogs to Bitcoin.

Bitcoin is a brand-new asset class.

Bitcoin will never do what people think it will do.

We don't know where Bitcoin will go.

Bitcoin FUD will always exist.

Bitcoin sour grapes will always exist.

We know the fiat system is in controlled demolition.

Bitcoin self-custody is for the few.

Suits will have paper Bitcoin.

Paper bitcoin is unavoidable.

Leveraged bitcoin is unavailable.

Just because you don't like a bitcoin use, doesn't mean you can stop it.

Some will see Bitcoin as religion.

Some will see Bitcoin as math.

Some will see Bitcoin as toxic.

Some will see Bitcoin as the solution.

But at the end, the honey badger doesn't care.

Bitcoin price is an important signal that most can't understand.

Bitcoin has no realistic alternatives.

Bitcoin is decentralized, non-inflationary, permissionless, salable, divisible, and transportable.

Bitcoin must be ultra conservative with new features.

Bitcoin savior complex is ego poison.

Bitcoin is designed to ignore individual preferences.

Bitcoiners are splitting and fighting internally is annoying but integral part of the process.

You just arrived and you can't fix bitcoin.

No other bitcoin participant owes you anything, specially their attention.

Bitcoin devs don't control bitcoin.

Bitcoin miners don't control bitcoin.

Bitcoin holders don't control bitcoin.

Bitcoin is very rough consensus.

Bitcoin is designed for your selfishness to secure the network.

Without healthy and sufficient decentralized self-custody, Bitcoin goes to zero.

All sides in Bitcoin debates are wrong until they become the longest chain.

Bitcoin is designed to win, not to fight.

Bitcoin monetizes mutually assured destruction.

Bitcoin is the most important tool of peace in our generation.

Bitcoin is the only fair and self-verifiable monetary system.

Bitcoin bridges trust gaps with a trustless network.

Bitcoin will always be less efficient the centralized systems.

Investing in Bitcoin is using Bitcoin.

Holding bitcoin is using bitcoin.

Bitcoin allows opting out of the legacy financial system.

Bitcoin is generational wealth, there will only be 21m

Given its history, the most consistently successful strategy has been to buy bitcoin, put in your COLDCARD, STFU, have patience.

[FRANCIS ⚜️ BULLBITCOIN.COM @francispouliot_]

Europe belongs to us. We are reclaiming it.

Freedom is not given, it's taken.

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

@Tablesalt13 Yes

[PUBKEY @PubKey]

Discuss.

[Noa Gruman @Noa_Gruman]

Pray for me friends, with only 300 followers, I'm ngmi here. Might have to go back to my backup career of making entire arenas levitate and let you guys pleb slop about op_return in peace 😔

[MADEX CO @madexforever]

delivery to anon client

[Justin Dorey @Justin_dorey]

@sebbunney @btcsk8er ❤️❤️❤️