Alright. The U.S. Navy is now using an enlisted sailor Drag Queen as a recruiter. I’m done. China is going to destroy us. YOU GOT THIS NAVY. I can’t believe I fought for this bullshit.
If I’m ever a college coach, instead of giving a shirt or some team relic to the top performer of the game, I’m gonna give out the most inconvenient item I can think of. Oh you went 6-6 with 5 bombs? Well, you get to take Petey the team hamster home with you this weekend