Justina Vanier

Living one hell of a beautiful life 💖

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

@netflix so my family has to pay twice for your services because my partner works out of town? #pipelinefamily

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

I wonder if grocery store workers laugh every time they make fruit trays like “hahahah we’re going to put so much honey dew and cantaloupe in this fruit tray and no one’s going to eat it” and then they have the AUDACITY to charge $15 🙄 smh

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

Okay gas prices… the long weekend is over. Can we simmer now?

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

Alberta drivers who don’t have winter tires are another level of frustrating 🙃

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

@aydenalexander @_danielkenny The royal couple 😍😍

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

The opposite of love isn’t hate… the opposite of love is indifference and when you get there it’s a liberating feeling 🥰

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

My best friend and my daughter yell at each other through the door good bye and how much they love each other all the way until she pulls away in her car and it melts my heart every damn time 🥺

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

PSA for the boys: If you’re going to keep showing your boys the pics I send you just shoot me their numbers. I’ll do it for ya! There’s always room on the roster 😘😘

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

I’m getting real sick and tired of Costco not having samples 🙄

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

I should be on a fricken boat right now but whatever 🙄

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

I bought a variety pack of chips and told my kid all the kinds I like are spicy…. Parenting do be like that 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

If my girlfriends don’t text me at 2pm on a Tuesday asking if we can go to bc the following day this summer.... I don’t want it 🙄

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

@richaeliza Ya that’s not going to work but good try

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

@aydenalexander I’ve never read a tweet that screamed “love” more 🥺

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

@SkyeBB28 This broke my heart 😔❤️

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

My toxic trait: I watch hallmark movies all holiday season and then get mad when no boys take me on tours of candy cane villages which end in a romantic proposals in the snow that’s just magically falling perfectly 🙄🙄🙄

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

Being a single mom is FUCKING HARD. I wouldn’t change it for the world... but it’s HARD.

[Justina Vanier @JustinaVanier]

Biden about to win the election....
Trump: