Ali.Gato

[Ali.Gato @Justus1712]

@the__prototype

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not only were kids reading 700 and 800-page Harry Potter books in a single day, they were writing, without AI, fan-fiction that frequently surpassed the length of those books. The fact that people can no longer believe this happened only shows how steep our decline has been.

[jessix ❤️‍🔥 @jessix_tv]

so many transvestigators and conspiracy theorists saying "omg look at her belly its clearly fake" ?????

you can literally see the lines from where her jeans dug into her skin while she was sitting down and you can see it move when she instinctively flexes/ sucks in her tummy 😭 this is very obviously her real belly and looks nothing like the fake ones on the right.

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Can anyone explain to me what Anne Hathaway would gain from faking a pregnancy? A woman that already has children, 5 films out this year alone, why would anyone think she would have extra time to fake a pregnancy?

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: An ICE agent POINTED A GUN at a U.S. citizen, through her car window, while threatening her, in Falls Church, Virginia.

And the excuse?

They claimed she “almost ran them over.”

Except… she had a dash cam recording the entire thing.

She immediately called their bullshit:

“You are so full of shit. I didn’t almost run anyone over.”

The agent tells her, “You aren’t funny.”

She responds, “You aren’t funny.”

Then he threatens her… “Keep it up, I will arrest you.” While he has his gun aimed inches away from her.

She says, “I’m a legal citizen, for what?”

And they keep threatening her with arrest.

Then, the agent repeats the accusation that she tried to run them over.

So, she tells him, “Run you over when? I have dash cam recording. That’s a lie.”

And suddenly… they WALK AWAY.

Because if she had actually tried to run federal agents over, why did they just leave after she called their bullshit, and said she had video proving them wrong?

And just to emphasize the seriousness of what happened…

An ARMED federal agent had his GUN POINTED AT A WOMAN, through her car window, while threatening her with arrest.

Pointing a firearm at someone is an enormous use of force that should NEVER be treated casually… especially when the supposed justification is an accusation they apparently couldn’t… or wouldn’t… back up.

She wasn’t arrested.

They didn’t show her evidence that she committed a crime.

They just threatened her, pointed a gun at her, and repeatedly told her they would lock her up if she continued following them.

And the SECOND she says, “I have it on dash cam,” they WALK AWAY.

Because apparently the threat disappears when there’s a camera that can prove what actually happened.

This is exactly why people need to DOCUMENT these encounters.

Because when armed federal agents can point guns at citizens, and make accusations with seemingly no consequences, the public needs cameras.

And when they threaten you for asking, “For what?”

keep recording.

[logan ☮🔻⚧ @S0NGT0THESIREN]

i'm never falling for the propaganda that the raimi spiderman films are only beloved because of nostalgia, like they are just genuinely so well written and completely understand the intricacies of the characters being adapted (yes that includes spiderman 3 sue me idgaf)

[Warren @swd2]

Everyone feel good about this? Dude with the nuke codes is sleep farting while dude with a brain worm is making health care decisions for your kids.

[Thee🦄•🎀 @KrispyyKremes]

@factpostnews @Justus1712 like congrats i guess😒

[omi @rogue_om]

The fact that this happens right after she’s screamed at by her abusive father and Peter validates her dream of being an actor. This kind of slow burn romance will never happen again in a comic book movie.

[nuz @punishednuz]

all tongues that rise against kirsten dunst's mary jane will fall

[suka @culkinco]

capeshit incels still being misogynistic towards kirsten dunst 20 years later

[myles fandome ✨ @fandomverse_]

as crazy as this is it’s even crazier that toonhive of all accounts is reporting on it 💀

[Such a Tyrant @Freexone_]

My coworker: “I’m not gonna lie you was looking kinda rough the past few weeks without a haircut”

Me:

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

“The power cable now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave”

Bro we’re really living in an Onion article

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Mr. X-Toon has officially returned to social media following rumors of his death.

[goma @soigomaa]

People don't understand that he was a fixer, they think he was just a sex trafficker.
The deal was Epstein could get you anything, including kids. The pedophilia is probably the most heinous thing but I think a lot of despicable and illegal things are being ignored because people are only on the lookout for the pedophilia. I'm sure there's the boring illegal stuff you'd expect, like mountains of cocaine, but there's also likely to be trafficking of adults, and even things like murder for hire at play here.
Epstein Island is being characterized as the place you go to have sex with kids, but it should probably be characterized as the place you go where there's no laws because you're rich.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[Jihan Roberts @shoesbyFIS]

I feel like there’s a serial killer targeting gay men in T&T

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I hate when people are funnier than me