CLAN HEAD

🇳🇬🇷🇼 Rom 9:16.

[CLAN HEAD @JutangJr]

For when the room was full but the heart was empty.
For the nights that stretched too long.
For days I felt terrible but carried on anyway.
This is a love letter to resilience, to the parts of us that didn’t break.

#LoveIs with my bro is out now ⛔️
https://t.co/HPdDPDAHyM

[DaSuKi @chukaobi]

Imagine you listening to your father as he tells your mother “Tinubu has done his bit” when she asks what the authorities are doing to rescue your kidnapped sibling.

I said your father because there’s no way mine could ever say anything nearly as asinine.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

YCee, what a guy!

[CLAN HEAD @JutangJr]

@UyokRichard @TrendingEx @CitizenMonitors Thank God for Tinubu o
They’re being exposed🤣😂
But it’s just sad

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Nigerian politicians cannot believe their luck. They struck gold. They are ruling over the finest batch of slaves in the milky way galaxy.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

This story is actually insane and nobody is talking about it, and the key witness has apparently died in a hotel fire.

Prince Adeniyi Adeyemi accused Femi Gbajabiamila of collecting ₦400 million from him for a ₦600 million deal for the appointment to become DG of Presidential Foreign Intervention Promotion Council (PFIPC), the Chief of Staff was said to have demanded 48% of the agency’s ₦24 billion take-off grant.

Prince Adeyemi said 48% is too much. There was a little disagreement apparently, and on 11 June 2026, Gbajabiamila, in his capacity as Chief of Staff, issued a public statement saying the PFIPC was not an official government body.

Prince Adeyemi wrote a petition to the police and named the middleman who was the witness to everything that happened.

The middle man, who is the key witness to the transaction died a day after that petition.
Prince Adeyemi wrote for the investigation of the man’s mysterious death, and also claimed there are multiple assasinanation attempts on his life.

He also claimed his phone was particularly stolen in one of the attempts and they are refusing to help him track it.

Gbajabiamila claims the company does not exist and that Prince Adeyemi is telling lies, but the 2026 Appropriation Act currently contains a ₦1.3 billion budget allocation for the PFIPC on page 50 and 51.

So how did a “non-existent”agency receive a budget allocation?
The criminality happening under Tinubu is abysmal.
Why is this not making the news?

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

“a nation of fools will always have something to laugh about”

🙂

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

To all of you yelling “satire”
The entire idea of satire as a literary device is to use humor/be entertaining while also criticizing and exposing the issue at the base of the content.

Portraying “akara selling” as a lucrative business where you’re taking payment in solana and eth, patronizing Polanco and shopping at hf etc.
where is the said “satire” that you all are screaming?

[gst @wearegst]

A reminder that the president is YOUR elected official. His job description under Section 14(2)(b) of the 1999 Constitution of Nigeria explicitly states:

"The security and welfare of the people shall be the primary purpose of government."

The constitution does not say the primary purpose of government is to issue orders regarding security; it says the primary purpose is to secure the people.

When orders fall short, the immediate next step is:

An administrative overhaul under Section 218(2) of the 1999 Constitution.

Prosecution of confirmed terrorists and funders.

Instead...

The terrorists have been reintegrated into society, and funders are shielded by political bureaucracy and left walking the streets completely free.

Meanwhile, his Attorney General (Lateef Fagbemi, SAN) and the EFCC Chairman (Ola Olukoyede) are still securely in office, protected by low-level conviction statistics.

[CLAN HEAD @JutangJr]

Sounds like what an APC member can think of and run with.
Empty brains, 100% confidence.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“South Africa can pay every South African 1million rand every year forever. We don’t even need to work. We can have these illegal immigrants come to South Africa to work for us, like in Dubai. In the UAE, only foreigners are working; Arabs aren’t working.”

[Iwarifgha @Iwarifgha1]

The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.

One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.

This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”

Imagine a loan was taken for this.

[Aisha Yesufu @AishaYesufu]

Nobody bribes to serve!

[IRON ⚔️🩸 @6uff_]

Population too much for Lagos. A country with 36 states suppose get at least 20 Lagos. Everybody just pack for the Lagos like sardine. Under bridge sef get landlord wey dey collect rent. Tufiakwa 🗣️ 💦

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

They don't listen to experts that went to school. That is why they are asking us to fry akara and kulikuli to be stupid as they are.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

But Goodluck Jonathan wore khaki and you and your tribalistic cohorts rebelled against him. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

For someone that’s supposedly a “pastor” there’s something inherently very dark about Remi Tinubu.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

APC women leaders get brand new SUV’s

Women in small businesses get recapitalized with 50,000 NGN each.

I hate it here.

[Ø @thatniggarhodes]

So you want rapists to ask for your number?

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Let me tell you guys something. Everything you see happening with Morocco is not a fluke. They’re conscious about their growth.

You see that man the players were throwing up at the end, his name is Fouzi Lekjaa, he’s their football federation president, he’s one of the major guys behind their transformation.

Let me tell you few of their strategies.

Around 2009, they started by building state-of-the-art facilities across the country, no embezzlement, nobody stole the money for their personal gain.

The goal was for every child to have access to a facility, no matter where they are. In fact, they built some facilities that had multiple pitches, world class pitches brethren.

They mandated their league teams to also maintain their academies. Some of those young boys from various academies were part of the players that won the u20 World Cup last year. That’s one of the things Fouzi Lekjaa did. It starts with the youth.

Many of the teams also have women team, it was a mandate. That’s why you see their women’s league growing , as well as the women national team. They played the final with Nigeria last two years or so. They’ll start winning it soon.

It didn’t stop there, they’ve become so attractive that players in diaspora with Moroccan heritage can play for them. You can be eligible to play for France or England and you will choose Morocco, as it stands, because they’re not a small team anymore. They’re very attractive.

Those state of the art facilities are now being used to host tournaments, they’ve hosted many in recent years including the last AFCON. In 4 years’ time, they’ll host a World Cup. This is a country that took their growth seriously. They have a great leadership.

The good thing about them taking this seriously is that their country is now known. I have a colleague at work who has gone to Morocco on holiday more than 3 times. The tourism has greatly improved, they’re now making money from all angles. Other businesses are thriving. A leadership that has vision, not the one that wants us to fry akara.

Nothing happens by fluke brethren. Nothing.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

He has no idea what he has done for football twitter 😭😭