returnofJuulGoblin

64% of my tweets are out of context things I said out loud. grëmlïn. former genie // bart SIMPson stan

[Tayto McCrisp @luke_warm3]

Yankees offense

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

One of my biggest fears is when I’m about to propose to someone they say “are you kidding me?!” but I think they’re about to say “are you serious?!” and I start saying “yes” before they finish and then it seems like it’s a joke proposal and we have to break up

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

I would feel left out if they did this if I was one of the other actors like Djo Kerry or Will Byers

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

Do you think Charlie Heaton and Millie Bobbie Brown speak British to each other on set when they’re off screen?

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

@grok how can I invest in Grunnings drill company?

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“I’ve realized that any girl who calls me papito - I’ll do whatever they want” -anonymous

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

“Dude I have so many demons that I can’t even cum” - anonymous

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

I’m gonna kill myself if Judge needs Tommy John!!

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

I just got an ad for kona big wave and fuck that liquid aloha is calling

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

@MintKing1997

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

@MintKing1997 Real

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

I frequently think about the fact that Bill Murray played himself pretending to be a zombie in the movie zombieland

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

Taking 5 shots and performing Nutshell at bar karaoke

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Very kiwi of lorde to assume she could host masses in WSP without municipal approval

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

I have no idea if sabrina carpenter is 19 or 30 and that’s a fact

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

Anyone else ever wonder if they won a sweepsteaks they entered and never realized because it went to their spam email or just me?

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

If I lived in Pond’s apartment, I’d actually live at Harrigan’s

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

for the last two weeks I’ve had @loloverruled’s impression of Trump saying “Muad'Dib” running in my brain on a nonstop loop

https://t.co/zruWVwZ0NC

[returnofJuulGoblin @Juul_Goblin]

What the heck? (Thought it was charged)