Maloy

Free as in beer; simple as in SNMP

[Maloy @Juxtaposedwords]

@AlterSleeves I'm hoping this isn't actually scheduled.

[Maloy @Juxtaposedwords]

@MTGSecretLair what is the likelihood of future-sight skinned cards(ala Arcanum Wings)? (cue wordplay/answers based on the word 'future')

[Peter Kagan @PeterKagan]

This is how MLK was depicted in 1967 to scare white Americans, in case there’s any confusion about what the strategy is.

[Bob Killen @mrbobbytabl.es @MrBobbyTables]

🦢🚨Important honk business 🚨🦢 I've vectorized and cleaned up the inhales-honk image for better memes and shitposting (normal text, no bottom text, no text at all) - png and svg here:
https://t.co/B2KvvQCJrz

[🪄PICTUREPLANE🌙 @pictureplane]

When people freak out over the Cybertruck like it’s some sort of next level innovation... we could be doing so much more as a country. People need to dream bigger.

[Myron Nolen @Rutherfugules]

"Bedtime"

Comic by - @ByTwistwood

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Don’t use AirBNB again until you read this story. As report Allie Conti documents, their listings are full of scammers who will take your money, then at the last moment displace you into disgusting, unlivable units. AirBNB won’t give you a full refund, nor fix the problem.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @senatemajldr: The House of Representatives, on a bipartisan basis, passed common sense gun safety legislation to the Senate. You are blocking those bills from coming to a vote.

Please let the entire nation know when you will allow a vote on gun safety legislation.

[Maloy @Juxtaposedwords]

@dabit3 1. Communication(NonViolent Communication by Marshall Rosenburg,etc)
2. Time Management
3. Architecture/Decomposition (Programming Pearls by Jon Bentley)
4. Linux
5. Networking

[Nebraska Humane Cats @NHSCats]

Is this how you do ASMR, we’re not sure. 🐈

[nader dabit @dabit3]

Mississippi: How do we grow our tech community & create more success stories like yours?

Also Mississippi:
> has confederate flag as state flag
> elects openly racist candidate to US Senate
> creates laws so Christians can discriminate easier

When I point this out, they get mad

[Heron Greenesmith, Esq. @herong]

I really love "back on my bullshit" because it implies:

1) you have bullshit to be on (proud of you for that);

2) you took a little break (for self-care, maybe?); and

3) now you're back, refreshed, and on your bullshit.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

A US permanent resident, the Father of American children and a Washington Post columnist was murdered in a Saudi Consulate and dismembered. The Saudi statement is a farce and a joke. The Trump administration is colluding in this sham. It is a disgrace of epic dimensions. Shameful

[Maloy @Juxtaposedwords]

@iamdevloper

[Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo]

The most successful people I've met:

1. Study daily
2. Eat well
3. Thrive on others
4. Are literal sharks in the ocean
5. Are one of 7 horcruxes
6. Replace their DNA w/ blockchain
7. Have eagles take them to Middle Earth
8. Own 2 dragons, 1 undead
9. Eat only the middle of Oreos https://t.co/QKCcnzzxua

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/eXR1qR75zb

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

🎚

[Maloy @Juxtaposedwords]

@MajinNate https://t.co/hl09Nu8AiG