Chelsea Handler’s Schmekel

Formerly of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe. Currently with the West Coast office of Layback & Wackitt. I gotz Time & $$$, Beeshays😉 Pu$$y Hat in avi by @_wintergirl93

[Chelsea Handler’s Schmekel @JuzMeJD]

Right after #KavanaughConfirmation he should:

Walk into #SCOTUS chambers and:

Chest bump Justice Thomas

Fist bump Justice Gorsuch

Bitch slap Justice Roberts

Wave at Justice Alito

Double bird Justice Breyer

Moon Justices Sotomayor & Kagan

Slap #RBG on the ass & kiss her

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Freddy is the first German to survive Americans in the woods since 1941.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Nogger, Please…

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

I don’t trust anyone who considers themselves an influencer.

I trust people who have become influential that do not consider themselves influencers.

[Chelsea Handler’s Schmekel @JuzMeJD]

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

[Chelsea Handler’s Schmekel @JuzMeJD]

Hey
@grok
who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Until I hear a Catholic Pope call for a defense of Catholicism from Islam, we do not have a Catholic Pope.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

WORST. LESBIAN. SCENE. EVER.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

We’re going to find out that the MN assassin & Luigi Mangione were both trained by the same federal agency, aren’t we?

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

I’m gonna sit and watch ICE raids in Home Depot parking lots like folks watched Civil War battles back in the day.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Just remember, Y’all…

It’s not true love until someone lick’s an ass.

#Science

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

The Mullahs? Afuera!

The Huthis? Afuera!

The Commies? Afuera!

The Globalists? Afuera!

The UN? Afuera!

The WEF? Afuera!

The street Communists (Antifa)? Afuera!

The Illegals? Afuera!

The Deep State? Afuera!

The Criminals? Afuera!

The Traitors? Afuera!

Just for starters.

[Chelsea Handler’s Schmekel @JuzMeJD]

Cc: @AnthonyCumia

😂😂😂

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Holy Shit!

This is HISTORIC!!!

The last three white people living in Detroit in the same photo.

👀

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Me, the first time we do it at her house.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Why sometimes it’s important to hit the Poonan like you’re storming the beach at Normandy:

Because then she dances naked in the kitchen singing to herself as she makes you a midnight snack while you put on the late game.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

50 and Fabulous today 😎

Life is Good!!!

#Blessed

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Is she on the Jedi Council or something?

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

I knew those cops were coming to play as soon as I saw Keith Jackson was calling the protest.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

“Poodle Pumper”

“Hound Hitter”

“Pooch Puncher”

Cc: @KristiNoem

https://t.co/sGZEozNKmH

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

I cannot stop staring at the “MUST. EAT. BRAINS!!!” Kennedy on the left.

[Xi Jinping’s Bat Dealer @GameOnJD]

Should we refer to illegals as: