Breaking 🚨;
☠️ A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"
🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."
For years, the South African internet defense force aggressively shouted about "sovereignty" and "strict 30% local equity compliance" to keep Starlink out.
Now they've outsourced the entire operation to Space42 in the UAE. It turns out "local empowerment" just means that as long as the investors pay homage to the ANC cadres, no one minds.
The propaganda has completely collapsed. We were told that letting a foreign low-Earth orbit constellation operate directly in South Africa was a threat to local telecoms.
So the state's brilliant countermove is to buy and rebrand bandwidth from a foreign Middle Eastern conglomerate.
The hypocrisy is deafening.
They are heavily celebrating the rollout of Thuraya satellite phones.
In 2026. They are forcing rural South Africans to use bulky, 1990s style bricks that require a clear line of sight to a single distant satellite just to make a voice call.
Meanwhile, Starlink is actively rolling out its global Direct to Cell technology. Starlink allows you to connect a completely unmodified, standard LTE smartphone directly to a satellite from anywhere on Earth.
SA is out here building state backed kiosks for retro satellite hardware while the rest of the world is turning standard mobile phones into satellite receivers.
Then there's the bandwidth joke. Starlink's LEO mesh network sits 550 km above Earth, giving users 200+ Mbps speeds and low-latency gaming and streaming capabilities.
BrainSAT and its partners rely heavily on Geostationary and legacy systems orbiting tens of thousands of kilometers away.
You aren't getting next gen internet, you're getting glorified dial-up with an international premium price tag.
The plot twist is deeply embarrassing for the regime's online praise singers. They spent years defending a digital blockade under the guise of legal purity.
Now they have to pivot to defending a UAE dependent, technically obsolete middleman project just because it has a state logo slapped on the box.
Two tier police in Britain have demanded that we do not share this video.
And they concluded that the officers conduct was correct.
Fuck the police.
Please don’t share it, it may go viral.
HEARTBREAKING: Her 10-month-old baby was cut in half with a knife in front of her, her husband shot dead, and she watched them split her second child's skull with a machete. They also cut off one of her hands.
This is life for Christians in Nigeria. The media remains silent.
⛔️⛔️⛔️JUDGE ANDREW MENARY KC
He has allowed paedophile, Joshua Stoll, who shared images of children as YOUNG AS SIX BEING R*PED walk from his court on a suspended sentence. This man also had indecent images of BABIES‼️
This is also a judge who blasted a man for wearing a Union Jack scarf in his court room. He has also previously jailed people for their social media posts.
SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE!!
This is a wild update on the $7.2M Medicaid fraud scandal in Minnesota.
Judge Sarah West made an outrageous move to throw out the unanimous guilty verdict against Abdifatah Yusuf.
So the Minnesota Attorney General has filed an appeal - which that alone is surprising.
Here's the deal - the jury sat through the full trial, examined every shred of evidence about the home healthcare scheme that defrauded taxpayers out of millions, and delivered a guilty verdict.
Now the leftist AG, of all people, is now using a recent Minnesota Supreme Court ruling to argue that the conviction should be reinstated.
How the heck can one judge overturn the entire jury decision? This is the end of our judicial system as we know it. REPOST for widespread exposure!
#thinblueline #lawenforcement
Nothing to see here folks. Just more Islamists massacring and clubbing to death more innocent Christians.
This is what people on the streets of the west and podcasters in podcast land are cheering on and defending. Remember that.
In the 1984 film Police Academy, no sound effects were added in post-production, almost all of Motor Mouth Jones’s sirens, gunshots, helicopters, and explosions were performed live on set by Michael Winslow himself...
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Look at the face of pure evil.
Terrorist Ahlam Tamimi, the Palestinian monster behind the Sbarro pizza restaurant massacre, could not contain her smile and ecstatic joy when she was told she had killed not 3 children, but 8 innocent Jewish children, a pregnant woman, and 13 others.
On Arab television and in her public lectures, she proudly declares that slaughtering Jews, including women and children, is a human sacrifice that grants her a seat in Islamic paradise.
She says it openly: this is pure Islam.
Again: she insists this is not “resistance.” This is not politics. This is Islam.
Should this doctrine be banned in the West?
This animal was ‘competent’ enough to vote.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get welfare.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get public housing.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get EBT.
He was ‘competent’ enough to get free bus rides.
He was ‘competent’ enough to acquire a murder weapon.
He was ‘competent’ enough to slice a girls throat in an instant.
He was ‘competent’ enough to immediately brag about murdering “that white girl.”
This animal was ‘competent’ enough to stand trial for 14 (!!!!) previous violent offenses and be set free.
But now that he’s facing the death penalty he’s miraculously ‘incompetent’ and cannot be judged.
My blood is boiling.
Impeach and punish the corrupt judges who allowed this violent repeat offender to be free to kill Iryna.
Federal charges better stick and deliver the death penalty to this monster, who was caught on camera committing racial hate murder. Make it a public execution.
End this madness. We cannot share a society with these people. Kill evil.
This is Judge Tracey Lloyd-Clarke, she has sentenced an ex-soldier with PTSD, Daffron Williams, to two and a half years in prison for Facebook comments.
She also sentenced someone for posting a video on social media to 12 months.
But that exact same judge let off a child rapist called Reese Newman because she said the prisons were overcrowded
This is British Justice.
LOCK THESE BUTCHERS UP
They took a 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL…a literal child…and REMOVED her breasts in surgery. Now she’s a detransitioner asking the nightmare question, “Why do the doctors who coerced my mom and butchered me still have their medical licenses?”