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[Jza @Jza33]

Just dropping biggest batch in 3 years. Well above water line! My mate even went an bought me some huggies! Back by pony demand @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

I'm sure I heard my toilet wince. May need a shower after this one possible satchel breech. Mayday I'm gonna lift it up n check @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Wayyyy too much fruit! Wrong dietary balance, right Gillian? Have explosive loose stools. Helps blow cleggons out tho love @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

About now my brethren will be eekin out their morning offerings joy. This morn my Anne feels like a pez sweet machine more logs@PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Omfg! Just done a PB! So chuffed -13" super log, with approx 2" + water line the rest disappeared down the bowl. Biglogs @PonyUpdates #log

[Jimmehhhhhhhhh @Jimmehhhhhhhhh]

@Jza33 I find the number of sheets of tp required to be inversely proportional to the amount of meat consumed... #maths @PonyUpdates x

[Jza @Jza33]

@gillianmckeith I have seen the future. Toilets will calculate the weight of each Pony, poss' consistency too. Innovative idea @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

I'm going for clean up - directionally proportional to the amount of Pony produced. See we even teach maths @PonyUpdates whinnets will b bad

[Jza @Jza33]

Take away Chinese seemed like a good idea at 10pm. Awoke 7am with gutrot not be droppin on the regular but now sat on a brimful@PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

@gillianmckeith We're not worthy! U brought ponys in tupperware boxes to our tv's . You are a legend in poo we salute you here @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Omfg! Defcon 5!! Satchel breech!! Awoke to exploding pony a starboard blast got thru defences an splattered my satch! Shower @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Mayday mayday! Afternug is stuckwedged half way out my Annie!! whinnets r evil trust! Dutty experiences @PonyUpdates @1Xtra luv ma Brothers

[Jza @Jza33]

Proper turtlin expunged 3 days worth still sat here dropping afternugz stench is a marvel vicious clegnuts @PonyUpdates @ParisHilton @1Xtra

[Jza @Jza33]

Mayday mayday callin all my pony droppin mandem; I cant stop shittin bretheren was bit blockd now can't stop! Help pony volcano@PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

After 4 days of no offerings at all my annie finally split open dropping sizeable tongue and groove mattress multi logs only @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Mayday! Expunging never ending assortment. Finale multiple slug type shits very dark extra stinky towards the end. Wow @PonyUpdates #mess

[Jza @Jza33]

Catbreading?!
Latest crazes only @PonyUpdates ps in almost had a bonus bless london air?

[Jza @Jza33]

Could Guiness be responsible for my super dark logs?! 2nd sitting its hot cheesy plentiful with aromatic bouquet strange cables @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Stench unbearable cat has evac'd
Felt like my annie was a kind of pouring receptacle huge log covered in blanket of mini logs @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

4 days no poop, 2 days of dubble dropping senokot at last success!incredible volume, density and smell. Red wipe likely but ok @PonyUpdates