Pony Updates

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[Jza @Jza33]

I know no one is going to believe but anyway: just dropped longest log in my 35 years of dropping. Estimates of 15 inches @PonyUpdates STD.

[Jimmehhhhhhhhh @Jimmehhhhhhhhh]

@PonyUpdates @Kyzmond Warmed seats are not a good look.

[Mr Pugh @Kyzmond]

Pre warmed seats in work bogs...
Strong look or weak look? @PonyUpdates

[Mr Pugh @Kyzmond]

Been dropping some seriously weighty blesses. One package was so solid it sounded metallic as it hit the base.
@PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Shitty waterfall 2. Warm splash back lapped at my butt following fast flowing deposit. Think have dung on my under carriage @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

I created my own shit waterfall incorporating slight satchel splash back finding courage to check satch for fecal debris. Love @PonyUpdates

[Mr Pugh @Kyzmond]

Tried to hide a fart with a caugh and I exploded everywhere. Was so blatant. Never go for a Pugh with a mate @PonyUpdates

[Jimmehhhhhhhhh @Jimmehhhhhhhhh]

@PonyUpdates 9:32. Muesli fuelled expulsion vapourises on impact to stinky gaseous particles. 3 wipe so errr'ting bless ya get me. B5 7/10.

[Jza @Jza33]

Huge drop from weekend of abuse an bbq meat fest galore. Poor cut huge aromas multi wipes required got quality shit roll. Joy @PonyUpdates

[Mr Pugh @Kyzmond]

Huge deposits, earthy smell, clean cut, 8/10 @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Weekend of abuse on stag do = pungent poo soup. Unhappy I'm not dropping it via my own throne as still reporting from dartmoor @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

Mad dung live from dartmoor nasty party stools all over the show mad hot trumps n sbv's @PonyUpdates biggup my pootweetin brethren Infinitly

[Jimmehhhhhhhhh @Jimmehhhhhhhhh]

@PonyUpdates Rocket propelled nug ejected with a squeal, splashy gooch.

[Jimmehhhhhhhhh @Jimmehhhhhhhhh]

Giving myself some tough love today by trading my Friday fry up for muesli + banana. Will share the outcomes @PonyUpdates later!

[Richard Addington @RichardAddy]

who'd of thought 9 pro-plus tablets and 2 cans of fake redbull could produce so much destruction to a persons bowels @PonyUpdates

[Jza @Jza33]

A look in the bowel indicates over 12 inches of ruddy u shaped log plus afterbirth. V v messy @PonyUpdates #ipoo

[Jza @Jza33]

Back by dope demand I offer up my stinking pony shit letting ritual so the poo god looketh down on us all favourably today @PonyUpdates x

[Jimmehhhhhhhhh @Jimmehhhhhhhhh]

@PonyUpdates 10:17. Sergeant Squitzy reporting for doodie. Spinach salad for dins leads to foamy bless marbled with dark strands. B5, 7/10.

[Richard Addington @RichardAddy]

1st propa bless in a while, I blame piri piri pork, 97 mint imperials and hench fry up. Soggy pebble dash and vile stench @PonyUpdates

[Mr Pugh @Kyzmond]

Extra nutty bizzle going down in cubicle 2. Not as hench as my 1030bless - sorry for not updating that one! @PonyUpdates
Still no bless jim