Komodo Dragon

They call me "komodo dragon" because by nature I am biologically incapable of getting bitches

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limzerd

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@LudwigAhgren @michealreeves
when's the Beijing episode coming out? i'm having surgery tomorrow i need something to distract myself

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@craymyarc @recreatings girthy

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@recreatings have you been watching tip2tip

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@recreatings wHat aBoUT nInJa?????

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@recreatings you and lil tay

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@Sam_ONella this book is so fucking insanely good. you deserve semi toothless head for this.

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@recreatings my brother in christ 6 days ago you got like 130k sybau lil jit ima jizz on your neck and hit your trachea like a bong

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@a_goblin_butch check out the demon haunted world

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@esjesjesj ITS SATIRE LMAOOOOO

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@Sam_ONella the last 4 of your videos have been (at least tangentially) related to biology. is this due to your studies?

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@conchetumarree @KShark597 fuck. we took soot house for granted dude. can't believe they gone

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bowl pretty mediocre ong

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"eat shit and die" could also just be three very manageable new year's resolutions

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i don't have a foot fetish but like i can see it

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@60404 she wants the d

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@60404 i would appreciate one my dude

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@Sam_ONella good post sam. quick question, what genre of eggs were they? like chicken or fish or some shit?

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it's like 1204 or something and ya boi is fucking hungry. like for men. i mean for men. sorry, for men. men. i want to eat men.

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I wonder how pissed off Anakin would have been if sand got into his sandwich. Hell, I get pissed off, and I didn't even fumble Padme.