Paul Hill

Foody, Doughy, Daddy.

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

I'm at that point in life that I don't want to be around anyone I have to use "Urban dictionary" to understand.

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@rickygervais continues to magnify his legendary status. #AfterLife. What a brilliant peice of art. @NetflixUK

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have no interest in you or your life.

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

Donate to Paul Hill's Go Sober FOR MACMILLAN CANCER SUPPORT https://t.co/mJBgXpRAMP #gosober

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@Tesco Freddie loves the free fruit at Tescos Catterham. Encouraging healthy eating while keeping him occupied during shopping time! Great stuff.

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

#FlushLush

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@johnlewisretail A massive thank you to John Lewis Bluewater for the incredible customer service we received during my 1 year old sons first shoe fitting. I really wish we would have got the staff members name. Dedicated, patient and professional.

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@SouthernRailUK thanks for ruining my morning multiple times this week
😀👍

[Brad Garlinghouse @bgarlinghouse]

After a successful pilot, @santanderuk is rolling out its @Ripple-powered mobile app to customers this quarter, letting them send money internationally in seconds, with just a few clicks. https://t.co/nezn3GxA9r

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

My boy. My world.

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

When your son is way cooler than you

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@pombey @P4ULUS25 @AcrobaticPig Do you need to launder both gloves tho?

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@pombey @P4ULUS25 @AcrobaticPig And you must speak a second language

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@pombey @P4ULUS25 @AcrobaticPig It's ok... I can ride the bus for free. Makes it all worth it.

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

I'm fairly sure this is how Melania sees Donald.

[Roads & Transport MPS @MPSRTPC]

Nothing to see here - just east traffic officers chasing a pig who then decides to chase after a passing jogger in @MPSRedbridge 🏃🐷

[Paul Hill @K1NG_PAUL]

@MayorofLondon thanks for coming.