Kim Swift

Made some Portal game thing. Does stuff, collects potentially hazardous hobbies. Designs games and whatnot. These opinions are only my own.

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How to wrap a proper birbrito. An instructional video.

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@chetfaliszek Congraaaatssss!!!!

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@osamadorias Was so great to see you, even if briefly, this morning!

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@megganpez One year I got feedback that I was vulgar and used language unbecoming of a lady and it was the most delightful thing I’ve ever read.

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@zerena_hoofs I would recommend a tempurpedic. They have sales from time to time for last year’s closeout models.

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@MoonTaigen Depends on the map! But honestly with physics based puzzles, there's an understanding that you can get multiple solutions to the same problem.

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@Digital_Vix3n You're better off making a baking soda paste and letting it sit overnight: https://t.co/CtXBv6BX6s

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@zerena_hoofs Has duck, duck, goose been rebranded?

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@hl000x @TinaAmini Heya, so I do not own the IP rights to either Portal or L4D, Valve does. So totally out of my hands. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@OrgXion I do not, sorry. 😞

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@zerena_hoofs Look, I'm just trying to make your life better with deliciousness.

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@zerena_hoofs Throw some adobo seasoning in there while you're at it!

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@zerena_hoofs Put more vegetables in the pickle juice for infinite pickles.

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@zerena_hoofs I see your club sammy and raise you a Monte Cristo.

[Kim Swift @K2theSwift]

@MelRambles Just wait until you're on the cusp of 40.

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@zerena_hoofs It's me. I'm sorry.

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@_Oxymel I wasn’t talking shit about the port, I was being facetious about the game itself holding up after 15 years. Was joke.

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@chetfaliszek Debatable.