Kapopanonymous

programmer, untalented guitar geek, amateur luthier, pizza enthusiast, basketball fan and wiseass.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Guerrilla artists VJayBombs are putting up projections of Ed Sheeran giving massages to Zionist billionaire Robert Kraft in Los Angeles. Ed is about to find out that the streets and the people are with Palestine!

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Perfect. No notes.

[The Provost / سيدة الفتنة @MsEntropy]

Some of those who work forces 🎶
Are the same that fuck horses 🎶

literal BANGER

[Frank Madden @fmaddenNBA]

We got a half decade of Ben Simmons summer mixtapes and never saw him even approach Ms Rachel‘s midrange game

[Shehan Jeyarajah @ShehanJeyarajah]

“Ms Rachel is working out with Lethal Shooter” is the kind of stuff you say before you’re committed to a mental institution

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@BrianCox_gab_ai @GadSaad There's nutrition in cum, but almost none in piss, so I would go with cum. I don't recommend either unless you can win $, and even then...

[HappySandyJ @maxxin_alll_J]

😭😭

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

you used to write code by hand and when it didn’t work you had to go into the codebase and understand all the functions
sometimes people would go on for days about variable names and we would argue about what programming language was better

[corsaren @corsaren]

Now that AOC is single, her path to the white house is obvious: she just needs to go up to each male voter, do a hairflip, lightly punch their shoulder, and say “I can count on your vote, right Big Guy?”

+1 instantly. Game over. Not even the most die-hard forever Trumper could resist.

Assuming this takes 10 seconds per undecided, and ignoring travel time, this would only require ~2,115 hours of ground game to flip all 7 swing states (assuming 2024 margins for simplicity). That’s ~132 days assuming 8 hrs of sleep. If she starts now, she’ll have it locked up by Christmas. Gg.

[beth @bethbourdon]

texted eve6 to get back on twitter to ask AOC if she likes alternative rock

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

this is an extremely good summary of the situation and its discourse, you should read it

[Tree House Brewing Co.🍺 @TreeHouseBrewCo]

🫶🏻 🦝

Cheers to Jimothy and a long, happy life of adventures and tasty food.

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[Bill Gurley @bgurley]

Today in AI.

[Tenobrus @tenobrus]

there will be some incredible fog of war on events like this going forward. autonomous attacks from and against china, both sides claiming rogue models are at fault as a cover, actual rogue models in the mix. media simultaneously screaming everyone is lying and that the robots are out of control, both being true. just a complete goddamn clusterfuck

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Point Break, restored in 4K, is being re-released in theaters this summer for its 35th anniversary.

[Dan Alroy @DanAlroyPhilo]

napalm death - you suffer on npr tiny desk

[Qbanguy @theQbanguy]

Mitch McConnell posts video showing he's well!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Democrats were rigging elections, that fat orange pedophile wouldn’t be president, you’d have universal healthcare, and your kids would be safe at school. Be fucking serious.

[Richie🎥McG🍿 @RichieMcGinniss]

"Jerry, this is your fucking wake-up call, man! I am an F-B-I Agent! How am I gonna rob a bank if I'm a federal law enforcement officer, Jerry?"