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Breaking: @AmandaBynes loses her shit.

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Exclusive: Leaked nude photos of Manti Teo's girlfriend.

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Lance Armstrong's left testicle is Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

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Alabama usually only scores with a cousin.

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Kim Kardashian has yet another black man inside her.

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If you're looking for hell, you're getting warmer.

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I wonder when Johnny Depp will ever make a movie where he looks like he doesn't smell bad.

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I demand to see Hurricane Sandy's birth certificate.

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Don't do meth!

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#NationalAssDay

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Space Jumper....AMAZING!

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I won 10 lbs playing Monopoly at McDonald's.

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