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you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ BDAY OCT 15 @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[Zion @zionwelt]

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The little 30 year old that could

[uMARAZOR @zizithebadgal]

to do list:

- add fuel to the fire
- burst someone’s bubble
- add my 2 cents
- skate on thin ice
- stir the pot

[𝒹𝑒𝒶𝓉𝒽𝓇𝒶𝓎 @def_not_desi]

this too shall turn into a whole thing

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Are you raising my cortisol on purpose

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I love it when women take it too far I’m on her side

[derinsola🩷 @ad3rinsola]

Anytime someone bio say “NY/NJ” they are 100% from jersey lmfaooo

[alli @sonofalli]

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur boyfriend is ugly do NOT post him on Friday…. this week is already hard enough

[julie @GROWlNGPAlNZ]

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed The Hat Man as Head of Pharmaceuticals.

[Em @emily_pontiff]

GAVE PROOOOOOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me 🤝 Milton

[katie 𐦍 @kat1enotfound]

this is how it feels to tie ur shoe in public