Kemfon Aniekan Ukpanah

New Account since these Twitter guys decided to be unserious with the old one

[ASM @SAD333Q]

This narrative is flawed to begin with.
Building a N15 trillion naira road whilst your economy spirals down is not a reform.
It’s a mismanagement of scarce resources and enrichment of associates.

[. @AFRIKONSONN]

Nothing single women love more than their happily taken friend joining them 🤣

[World War Poo @WorldWarPoo]

Even pirates have standards

[Alexander Ehanire @HrhKingAlex]

FAAN, respectfully, you created a problem that did not exist and then designed a system to solve what nobody knows.

That is the real issue here.

Uber, Bolt & Others already show me the driver, the car, plate number, price, route, location, rating and receipt. Fam the entire trip is digitally traceable and i’m happy.

What additional ‘visibility’ are we looking for ?

Your airport domiciled taxis are the only ones that are lacking behind with their laminated armed robber priced trips for Toyota big daddy.

What are you doing about that ?

Instead, you somehow found a way to insert itself into the part of the market that was already working.

This habit has to stop.

Every successful private sector innovation cannot become an invitation for government to create another platform, concession or collection point.

Your job is to regulate the airport. FAAN does not need to become Uber’s Uber or Bolt’s Bolt.

[Nwoke Nwanyi na enye Nri @OnyeUwaoma88]

I hv heard of kids inheriting family businesses, contacts etc. .this guy is the first guy I hv seen in my adult life inherit a church....he has turned the church to a man utd prediction ground...Nigeria is a funny place

[Charles Torhile @Torhile007]

There's no Modern Bus Terminal in Benue State and there will never be a Train Terminal in Benue State.

Alia need to resign and apologized to the Catholics, Gullible Benue people and head to jail for life!

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Sydney Sweeney toppled the Kiester-centric Kardashian Kommunist regime and now they're trying to play catch up in the tiddy arms race.

[Ilemona @I_Am_Ilemona]

This format has casted. Bola Tinubu offered the most expensive contract in Nigerian history to his friend without complying with Nigeria's contract award processes.

You still support him.

Remove the log in your eye first

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

“APC will win Lagos easily because I can’t even see their opponents billboards anywhere”

LMAAOOOOOOOO

[Peacock @dawisu]

When you were cornering all the juicy appointments & projects to Lagos you forgot how great a pillar the Hausa people are. Now that elections are here, you’ve suddenly awakened from your likimo, filling your campaign lists with Hausa names & celebrating Hausa Day! Sannu Barbushe

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Less than 24 hours lol.

Nigerians…can you see your power.

They always want to test you all to see if you know what powers you actually have.

Let me tell you a secret, you have all the power guys!!!

[Gov. LAUREL @seun_laurel]

That subsidy removal issue really touch aso rock o. Not even the kidnapped kids, the attack on Christian’s, the displacement of people in the middle belt moved the President to address Nigerians.

[Dr. Ify Aniebo Rhodes-Vivour @IfyAniebo]

The European Union has banned the export of Nigerian dried beans for over a decade due to dangerous levels of pesticide residues, specifically chemicals like dichlorvos (Sniper) and aluminum phosphide used illegally during storage.

[Emeodi Mba @EmodiMba]

One year plus after this political show, Benin-Asaba expressway collapsed completely.

The fund spent on this ceremony could've fixed part of the road.

[Umeh💡 @UmehWrites]

Remove the competition, become the monopoly then inflate price to an outrageous level. A govt. that exploits its people at any given chance.

[ELI @thewrongelijah]

Fit be basketball sha, it can't be the NBA I studied 5 years to join

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

"You won’t get a sniff without me” was deep.

It was actually a threat. Bro was already giving the hyenas hunger signs while they sang. Even as they were matching on his mandate, their lives were still under threat from the volcanoes.

He never told them that his government would favor their families. They were the ones that made that up, they believed their own illusions.

He told them point-blank to be prepared! He warned them beforehand. But hyenas failed to realize until it was too late. They didn't care!

They thought that Scar's government would favor them. "As long as a carnivore or our kind was in charge, we can starve with pride!"

And when hunger finally came, all that initial singing & excitement suddenly became history. A promise made became a promise kept.

No other scene depicts his deranged retarded supporters better than hyenas lined up, singing "on your mandate." Alas, he left them in the lurch. Pride Lands became a desolate land.

There is more wisdom in books & cartoons. They predict things to come. It's ironic how life teaches us its most important lessons, yet we refuse to learn them. Like Animal Farm, the Lion King captured the current situation in Nigeria.

“You won’t get a sniff without me!" 😭😭

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

IS THE EARTH THROWING A FIT WHAT IS GOING ON

[🏔️🌸🪻Rachel Nutter 🪻🌸🏔️ @RachelNutter2]

The amount of force needed to move a boulder that size… insane

[Basil @basilabia]

APC folks will say stuff like this, murder people in Osun, burn opposition party offices in Ekiti, maim and gore people in Lagos including injuring GRV’s sister during her party’s medical outreach only for people with unwashed teeth to hop online and call Obidients a “mob”.