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#hotwheelsmonstertruckslive

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@NickForVA Was hoping you could give me clarification to what that means?

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@NickForVA Hello Nick! I have a meeting with my town mayor tomorrow in regards to my backyard chickens. While researching, I saw this resolution & hoped it would help sway my town. I'm not too privy to the language used in legislation. I see where it states "left in privledges & elections"&

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@kerxo_ My great grandma always said this!!

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@Jessachuu Mac did that! Would not eat ANY meat! He's still not a huge meat eater now!

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I'm feeling pretty confident about a pretty heavy influx of trick or treaters this year over previous years

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Out of all (5) of my trick or treaters tonight my fav was definitely the the stoned kid in a Mickey Mouse print sweatshirt that showed up at 10pm.

No costume, no cares, pants saggin, just trying to get some candy.

Happy Halloween witches🖤

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About to cover my KitchenAid with skelton & bat stickers.

& if my husband, for any reason, were to say something, I shall blame it on the toddler that lives in our home.

[Top Tier Taurus @G5GQ_]

#HalloweenKills  in a nutshell

Haddonfield Residents: “EVIL DIES TONIGHT!!”

Michael Myers:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special

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@Morganne_12 Don't get me started I've been pissed at them since they opened here😂

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@Jessachuu Dude mac used to get SOOO fucking pissed when I threw his empty applesauce pouches away!

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@Morganne_12 Freak flow water

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me: *watches Practical Magic for the 1,537,382,991,626 time*

*goes to kitchen, pours midnight coffee, tries to enchant spoon to stir coffee itself*

*becomes sad & disappointed the 1,537,382,991,626 time*

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Sat in line at Taco Bell for literally 1.5 hours just for them to fuck up my order🥴😂

Please god someone go get a job & help the Taco Bell staff out

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The only thing remotely relatable on Cooking with Paris is when that bitch is trying to find an extension cord in her home

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the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

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When even the blind man next door tells ya your garden is a mess this year.. How do you respond?

(a) Thank you sir, I had no idea.

(b) Thank you sir, but this is my first time owning a toddler.

(c) Fuck you & I want my tomatoes back.

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Only two things that money can't buy.. that's true love & home grown tomatoes

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@_jesshouff13 Enlisted Auctions!

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I should not be allowed on auction websites.

I am currently the high bidder on a 2005 Volvo S60 & a 1998 Honda Accord.

Beep, beep bitches. 🚘